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I bought a sex toy from Amazon and the delivery guy has popped a nice note through my door

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TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 19:42

I am actually a cross between terrified and totally grossed out.
(Also mortified!)

I ordered a rather nice sex toy from Amazon and it was delivered today. It's something I got for DH and myself. The delivery guy did give me a look as he handed over the box but whatever.

I just went into the hall to find a card from Amazon with a post-it note saying that if I want something more I can call him, his number, and a smiley face.

WTAF? He opened my parcel? He was sizing me up? Tell me IANBU, please, I am on my own and FREAKING OUT

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Weepingwillows12 · 19/10/2018 19:44

I would complain to amazon and the delivery company used. That's inappropriate.

MrsStrowman · 19/10/2018 19:44

Make a complaint to Amazon. YANBU it's creepy

FruminousBandersnatch · 19/10/2018 19:44

Was the parcel opened?

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HollowTalk · 19/10/2018 19:45

Oh this is everyone's worst nightmare! What the hell is he thinking of? He'll lose his job over that. As he should do.

DartmoorDoughnut · 19/10/2018 19:45

What? Was the parcel damaged or is he just being a chancer and using the whole Amazon line as a chat up thing?

MayhemandMadness01 · 19/10/2018 19:45

Most people would make a complaint, not start an internet thread on it.

AllStevesPals · 19/10/2018 19:45

Avocado Grin

ShadyLady53 · 19/10/2018 19:45

Complain. That's terrible!

spatchcock · 19/10/2018 19:45

Unless he opened the thing I wouldn’t complain. Just throw the post it away and get on with your life.

britnay · 19/10/2018 19:45

really? I'm not sure that the drivers have any idea what is in any of their boxes, and always seem like they are in such a rush to meet their targets that I don't think they'd go opening random parcels.

werideatdawn · 19/10/2018 19:46
Hmm
GhoulMythicalMoooaning · 19/10/2018 19:46

Complain, you shouldnt have your parcels opened.

TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 19:46

The parcel was not opened that I could see - it looked fine.

Yeah yeah I would thing this was trolling too , Friday night etc - but I assure you I'm not (been here since bloody 2004 gah)

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AllStevesPals · 19/10/2018 19:46

Let's see the note op Wink you can blur out the number.

ReadMyLipss · 19/10/2018 19:47

?

WomaninBoots · 19/10/2018 19:47

He may or may not have opened it... May have just been able to tell what it was from the packaging/sender details? Either way, completely fucking inappropriate! Complain complain complain complain!

YuhBasic · 19/10/2018 19:47

😁

werideatdawn · 19/10/2018 19:47

No dont blur out the number Grin

EachandEveryone · 19/10/2018 19:49

Did he open it? I was surprised yesterday when my two items arrived un wrapped ive never seen tha5 before usually they come in too big boxes. I hope this isnt for everything now!

Orlandointhewilderness · 19/10/2018 19:49

he will know from the details on it - i did hear that no matter how discreetly a company like, say, Lovehoney packages things, the postman knows as they know the senders details!

Iwantaspangran · 19/10/2018 19:51

Ok- so a delivery man delivered a parcel, liked the look of you, didn’t know you relationship status and put his phone number in the post box after seeing you?
If so, I would be flattered.

pigsDOfly · 19/10/2018 19:51

Well unless he open the parcel, or there was a huge stamps on it stating it came from 'sex toys r us' how the hell would he know what's inside it?

TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 19:52

Well, look, believe me or don't believe me (I don't care, this is the internet after all) but BE WARNED I have no idea how he could have known but there it is.

I would complain but then I have to say what I bought and I'm far too uptight for that (sorry) plus frankly anybody can stick a post it to an Amazon card, can't they? However I will, I just need to work up some courage.

BTW I am a slightly fat mid-forties woman, I have not been propositioned in ANY way since I was 26. But this is gross.

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ohdeardeardear · 19/10/2018 19:53

I think when they scan it their bleeper thing comes up with an order summary. My DH did a Christmas with Amazon.