I bought a sex toy from Amazon and the delivery guy has popped a nice note through my door

[TokyoKyoto]

I am actually a cross between terrified and totally grossed out.
(Also mortified!)

I ordered a rather nice sex toy from Amazon and it was delivered today. It's something I got for DH and myself. The delivery guy did give me a look as he handed over the box but whatever.

I just went into the hall to find a card from Amazon with a post-it note saying that if I want something more I can call him, his number, and a smiley face.

WTAF? He opened my parcel? He was sizing me up? Tell me IANBU, please, I am on my own and FREAKING OUT

Oh come on OP for shits and giggles text him purlease

(MN honestly you don't have to delete things!)

I do not believe he would have posted a note through my letterbox saying "If you want something more" with his phone number, based on just handing me a brown box from Amazon.

I firmly believe (but have no evidence) that he knew somehow what was in it. Those parcels open at the ends before you go near the cardboard 'zipper' though this one did not look like it had been opened.

It doesn't matter - I am totally creeped out! Are there any crappy things I can do with a mobile phone number which will mean lifelong spam calls?

That's Christmas ruined for the lids then but think of the hilarious posts

Any chance you muttered, “Oh fantastic, that will be my dildo!” upon receipt of the package?

Was this on prime? The boxes are never taped when I order through prime so are easy to open. Hopefully he’s just a creep though...

HandlebarTash81 honestly I snorted at that, thank you

I’m all seriousness though, it bloody is predatory.

Well... apparently there is a business for this

Can I have his number?!

You're projecting.

Must have missed that lightning deal 

@Dontfeellikeaskeleton you're bad!

@HandlebarTash81 Any chance you muttered, “Oh fantastic, that will be my dildo!” upon receipt of the package?

Oh god I really will set myself

What on earth is a sex toy?

OP Have you got an old Granny or Aunty or Friend with a sence of humour that might ring this chap with a 'Hi there I got Your Number

What on earth is a sex toy

A dildo or a butt plug or both and other things

Get in compare the meerkat and other sites and get loads of quotes using his mobile number.. they'll call him for ever..

Then call accident helpline or an ambulance chaser.. tell them you've had an accident, give his number as contact detail and then hang up.. they'll call endlessly..

@Rebecca36 🧐

That’s very funny!

I’ve had an Amazon parcel come apart and the contents fall out (books, dull as). I repacked it as it was for the neighbours, they wouldn’t have noticed.

I’ve also been propositioned by a delivery man, a postmen and two tradesmen. There’s nothing special about me, just a middle aged woman who’s alone. I only took one of them up on his offer

Just had a look on Amazon, durex are a good price but don't like the look of the dildos really as can't see any clit bit

As the toy was for both you and your DH, could you get your DH to call him all hot and eager?

Was the box vibrating as he handed it over?!

@Cautionsharpblade you're evil! Hilariously evil! Besides yet besides posting the note up woth phone number

Portia they have a "hidden" site for the sex toys.
I only learned this yesterday when I typed in the name of the company
"Visit the Sex and Sensuality Store"

How would he have even known what was in the parcel???

I’m sure those kind of “things” are discreet!

What on earth is a sex toy?

Oh come on Rebecca have you honestly not heard that phase before?