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I bought a sex toy from Amazon and the delivery guy has popped a nice note through my door

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TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 19:42

I am actually a cross between terrified and totally grossed out.
(Also mortified!)

I ordered a rather nice sex toy from Amazon and it was delivered today. It's something I got for DH and myself. The delivery guy did give me a look as he handed over the box but whatever.

I just went into the hall to find a card from Amazon with a post-it note saying that if I want something more I can call him, his number, and a smiley face.

WTAF? He opened my parcel? He was sizing me up? Tell me IANBU, please, I am on my own and FREAKING OUT

OP posts:
M0gg · 19/10/2018 20:11

Stick to Lovehoney in future OP Grin

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TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 20:11

Boohissmiss he delivered the thing to me early this afternoon, and the note appeared later, I'm not sure when.

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TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 20:12

(I know I have to complain but please put yourselves in my shoes and try to imagine that phone call!)

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ThePoliticiansPraiseMyName · 19/10/2018 20:14

You can contact amazon with a complaint on live chat, might be easier than speaking to someone. It's irrelevant to the complaint what was in the order so you don't have to dwell on that point, just the horrible creepy behaviour.

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TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 20:14

I would love to tell you all his number, I think that's a brilliant plan. Grin

However...he knows where I live, so....no

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Dontfeellikeaskeleton · 19/10/2018 20:16

Th note appeared after the delivery?

Interesting.

So he's googled the return address, thinks you're up for it and boom! Post-it inappropriateness.

Dontfeellikeaskeleton · 19/10/2018 20:16

Oh go on give us his number

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TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 20:19

There's no return address on the packaging. It has a bunch of codes which I presume mean something to Amazon. The only address on it is mine

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davisday · 19/10/2018 20:20

He is a predator

Well that escalated quickly!

Well how would you describe a man putting notes through doors offering 'something more'? It's predatory behaviour. And there is a very high chance OP isn't the only person he has tried his luck with.

rainbowtrain · 19/10/2018 20:20

Still no pic or link for the product OP. I shall go wash dishes 😞

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TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 20:22

rainbow train nice try but I shall retain what modesty I have left.

Anyway look, I might go back to Netflix but LET THIS BE A WARNING TO YOU ALL - THEY KNOW

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PortiaCastis · 19/10/2018 20:22

Show us a link to the item.......how much was it?

PerverseConverse · 19/10/2018 20:23

So you received an unmarked amazon box from a delivery man. Only you and amazon and your DH know what was in the box for certain.

Delivery man fancied you.

Delivery man went away and thought about you and how he might like to go out for a drink or dinner with you.

Delivery man decided to pluck up the courage to leave his number for you and posted it through your letter boxed on a post it attached to an amazon card.

You come over all paranoid and and flip out and think he must know what's in the box and has targeted you because of your sex toy delivery.

Ok then.

MrsJBaptiste · 19/10/2018 20:23

Was the box dildo shaped or something?! 😂😂😂

Kristinekk · 19/10/2018 20:24

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AnchorDownDeepBreath · 19/10/2018 20:26

I'm with perverse. Random coincidence.

Amazon got rid of the scanners that showed the contents of the parcel; to prevent courier theft.

LittleMe03 · 19/10/2018 20:28

This thread has made me laugh 

boatyroo · 19/10/2018 20:29

I had an Amazon driver proposition me on the doorstep so I can well believe this happened! I was so shocked I didn't know what to say!
I had bought some child cupboard safety latches though so mine definitely wasn't inspired by the parcel.

Kristinekk · 19/10/2018 20:30

I like Raconters comment that you knew what was in it and he picked up on the vibes. No way did he open the parcel. That's ridiculous.

For all he knew you could have been anyone who opened that door even if your full name was on the box

KipperRipper · 19/10/2018 20:30

Uh huh...riiiiiiight. 

CrazyDeamonDog · 19/10/2018 20:31

Was the box dildo shaped or something? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Amazon got rid of the scanners that showed the contents of the parcel; to prevent courier theft .............. or was it from the predatory/perverse ......horny delivery men 😆

HandlebarTash81 · 19/10/2018 20:31

It’s pretty obvious what you need to do.

Oh text him and say: Just FMI, did you know there was a dildo in the box or not?

CrazyDeamonDog · 19/10/2018 20:33

Oh when I got my first house the sky man asked if he could come back after work and take me out for a drink.......He was gorgoues....I declined dying of embarressment,

Dontfeellikeaskeleton · 19/10/2018 20:33

Why do I never get propositioned by the delivery driver?

Howilng at dildo shaped

That's Christmas ruined for the lids then

Dieu · 19/10/2018 20:33

I usually get the same Amazon delivery guy, so could it be that this one has noticed you before and likes you? In a way that has nothing to do with the sex toy?
Just trying to play devil's advocate :)

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