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I bought a sex toy from Amazon and the delivery guy has popped a nice note through my door

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TokyoKyoto · 19/10/2018 19:42

I am actually a cross between terrified and totally grossed out.
(Also mortified!)

I ordered a rather nice sex toy from Amazon and it was delivered today. It's something I got for DH and myself. The delivery guy did give me a look as he handed over the box but whatever.

I just went into the hall to find a card from Amazon with a post-it note saying that if I want something more I can call him, his number, and a smiley face.

WTAF? He opened my parcel? He was sizing me up? Tell me IANBU, please, I am on my own and FREAKING OUT

OP posts:
Vixxxy · 20/10/2018 20:10

As the toy was for both you and your DH, could you get your DH to call him all hot and eager?

Grin
LavendarGreen · 20/10/2018 20:16

@Kezzy13 contact mumsnet THIS INSTANT and tell them to DELETE THAT PIC!

How DARE you post pics of me without my permission?!

Angry

.I did have a good time with it though! Smile

puzzledlady · 20/10/2018 20:20

Halloween Grin ^^ really?!?!?!?

LinkieLinks · 20/10/2018 20:46

It is the person who has packed the box at the depot who has put the it through your door, it's not the driver. The driver won't know what you have ordered. The person who packed your parcel depot will know though.

MrsFoxPlus4 · 21/10/2018 06:08

Yes FriedEggs1 a pork sowrd. The best thing was it didn’t need signed for but he choose to hand me it instead of posting it

FriedEggs1 · 21/10/2018 16:40

MrsFoxPlus4
The bloody prat! Shock

hayley2019 · 24/11/2019 19:34

why did you not go a sex shop yourself and buy what you wanted .

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