To get extremely turned on by Elon Musk?

[glagdy]

I'm a bit obsessed with him. I spent almost two hours googling images of him earlier and thinking bad thoughts.

I'm pushing 40 ffs. I thought this odd kind of crush was a thing of days gone by!

Nope. But theres always someone for everyone

Op, no! No! I shall smack your wrist as he’s a horrible horrible human!
(but dear God forgive me I totally get it)

Do you reckon there’s a support group somewhere that we could join?

Of course it’s fine, glagdy, perfectly normal, nothing unusual there at all

Nope. I definitely like him too.

YABVU. How could you?
He looks such a shiny greasy slimeball.

So somebody else does too?!

Well I mean Grimes clearly likes him and she's pretty cool. And edgy. Which makes him even more appealing.

Although him smoking that weed was soooo cringey.

He just has a bit of a filthy look about him.

in a creepy sort of way

Although I’m not sure if like Elon Musk himself or just really like big space rockets and South African accents. That is apparently enough to completely confuse my vagina.

Mmmmmm. Must make sure Dh doesn't see this, I'll never hear the end of it.

See I hate SA accents for the most part.

Fucking like space rockets though obvs.

I do see it but seriously, read the account from his first wife.

Off to google first wife.

He's publicly and repeatedly accused one of the people who rescued the Thai cave boys of being a paedophile - an accusations that appears entirely made up. He's a total fuck wit.

OMG. He's beyond vile. His mum is incredibly chic though.

He's a fuckwit of the highest order.

I can't think of anyone I'd be less turned on by

I thought Elon Musk must be the name of a perfume.

Now I know better but he seems to be a creep.

Oh. He appears to be a bit

Still looks like he'd be good in the sack though.

You fuckers have ruined my me time.

His face looks oddly tight and shiny, just a bit strange for a man of his age so I assume he’s had a lot of Botox

The name, the whizzy company and the face always make me think he's actually a Bond villain from the 80s. Like a dark-haired version of the Christopher Walken character in A View to a Kill.

I did think it was odd Grimes was wearing a Tesla necklace to the MET gala.

He also sounds quite sociopathic and emotionally abusive, and that account from his first wife is shocking, if it’s the one I’m thinking of. So he’d have to be never allowed to speak.

If it's true, telling her she was manipulative for openly grieving for their son was awful.

Yuk, in so so many ways 🤮