To think I should LTB?

[Slatternsdelight]

He's just brought me up some toast with peanut butter on......and he didn't butter the toast first

I mean wtaf?!!

I've been up all night with vomiting kids. I have suffered enough.

definitely divorce territory

What a wanker! Everyone knows you butter it first, then add the peanut butter. Same with Nutella. Definitely LTB.

Shame on him! Definitely pack your bags and ltb

Right and I mean this nicely OP,

1. Take photographic evidence, he will try to minimise and deny, it's called the script!

1. Gather all your important documents

1. Get your ducks in a row

1. Log this with the police

I'm sorry this has happened but I'll hold your hand.

He should divorce you. There is no need for butter with peanut butter. This is fact. It is not subjective. I will fight this point to the absolute end.

What? Peanut butter is instead of butter. You can't have both, urgh!

@CripsSandwiches and @brokenharbour

GET OUT MY PARISH!

Have you contacted women's aid?

@CripsSandwiches and @brokenharbour I've reported your posts! They are utterly ridiculous!

@Slatternsdelight are you ok hun?

I honestly don’t understand how women end up in these situations - how long has it taken for him to show his true colours?

Seriously - if you don’t deal with this properly your children will grow up eschewing butter - how will that make you feel?

Put him on sick duty and make your own toast. Nobody can make toast correctly except me. Peanut butter toast is one of the more difficult dishes which is why it’s never attempted on Masterchef.

Awww huns, thanks for your support-I knew I could rely on you all

There have been red flags tbf-it took me a long time to train him how to make a proper brew and that's still hit and miss-one time he put cold water, skimmed milk (cluthes face in horror) and a teabag all in together then microwaved the whole thing. Bastard.

I detest peanut butter but even so I'd be investigating the cost of a hitman in your area.
Best wishes at this trying time.

There have been red flags tbf-it took me a long time to train him how to make a proper brew and that's still hit and miss-one time he put cold water, skimmed milk (cluthes face in horror) and a teabag all in together then microwaved the whole thing. Bastard.*

Women's aid now!!!

The microwave tea fiasco is just a CRIME. Call the police.

That tea!

I am sorry buy YABVU
Peanut butter goes instead of butter.
The only 2 spreadable fats that can be used together are butter and clotted cream
If anything it is you who needs to take a good look at yourself

@Rainbowtrain my mother warned me about wrong 'uns like you

Banish thee!

OP your mum was right, I will soon be spreading the peanuts on your DH 😏

The tea story alone - LEAVE HIM NOW, log it with 101, change your name and move to siberia.

That is definitely a divorceable offence.... on his part... butter and peanut butter is totally vile shame on you

I am sorry you had to go through this; I suggest you book yourself on a spa weekend and leave him to think about what he has done.

I love peanut butter and have never buttered the toast first, I'd be offended if somebody did butter it. Send him around to mine

The tea thing..he did what???? I thought the peanut butter thing was bad enough but, cold water+skimmed milk+teabag into cup and into the microwave!? How have you lasted this long????

Yabu - the clue is in the name - peanut BUTTER

he should leave you asap