To think I should LTB?

[Slatternsdelight]

He's just brought me up some toast with peanut butter on......and he didn't butter the toast first

I mean wtaf?!!

I've been up all night with vomiting kids. I have suffered enough.

I've just searched through all of OP's posts and found they are all bread related. She's clearly a shill for Allinsons. I'm disappointed, I thought it was the bread wi' nowt teken owt. Apart from integrity.

It is absolutely outrageous to consider having butter on toast with either peanut butter or Nutella 😳

OP - I think you should be posting on the Christmas board, they let anyone in over there.

Haven't you considered that this may be an early sign of dementia??? Shame on you for being so intolerant. Also people with SEN may be impacted by this

Have a biscuit OP

Yeah she’ll probably put butter on it

More likely to have her staff put butter on it before she sacks them without severance pay.

Peanut butter is one of the driest things known to man. Yes. Hence the marmalade

^ no no NO! You are way off with the marmalade

@IHeartMarmiteToast thank you-the voice of reason at last

In fact, without a suitable moisturising agent, the combination of peanut butter on dry bread creates this sort of cloying effect which is just really unpleasant-it sticks to the roof of your mouth and takes some effort to clear

Incidentally, this morning I had honey....butter on first OBVIOUSLY

Oh the virtue signalling begins.

You don’t sound as though you like him much, OP. I feel sorry for your children. Have you tried counselling? Or perhaps a spa day?

You and I need to stick together, OP. I was about to start a similar thread due to DH putting ketchup on his Chinese takeaway.

I don't know what you want from this thread OP you've had a lot of good advice and support.