To think I should LTB?

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He's just brought me up some toast with peanut butter on......and he didn't butter the toast first

I mean wtaf?!!

I've been up all night with vomiting kids. I have suffered enough.

I don't want to derail the thread but i had some toast once.

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I'm sorry but peanut butter does not need toast and butter but should be eaten straight from the jar

^you're from my local bank right? Hang on while I grab my pin number and butter dish

Fuck sake.... EVERYONE saying you don't need butter is wrong.

Peanut butter is just ground up peanuts and maybe a little oil... No butter...

Also peanut butter = drying agent
Butter = moistening agent

So you NEED both for balance.

End of

I think you should have a snoop on his phone to see if he has buttered and peanutted for anyone else. If there is no evidence, look for another mobile in his car glove box or gym bag. There will be one, you just need to look for it. The dirty filthy man. Who raises men to be like this is what I want to know!

OMG this happened to me recently. DH said 'but it has butter in the name!' Disgraceful!

Some people can only afford margarine, OP. You sound selfish and greedy for wanting butter and peanut butter.

Peakedtooearly - good post, you've summed it up really.

He clearly has an OW, probably even a complete double life and is an assassin. It's the little things, has he started manscaping, does he carry a gun? Don't let him gaslight you OP!

Reverse?

Also peanut butter = drying agent
Butter = moistening agent

So you NEED both for balance.

No. Peanut butter.
Marmalade = moistening agent

I'm sorry but fuck marmalade and all that #yuk

I'm sorry but fuck marmalade and all that #yuk Yes, but with a user name like yours, IHeartMarmiteToast I think we can safely discount your judgement on this matter!

I really hope if you have kids together that his name isn't on the birth certificate!! 😂😂

unicorncow - it's comments like yours that force men to wear batman costumes.

IHeartMarmiteToast
I heart one slice Marmite toast and one slice peanut butter toast and then you stick them together. Great with crumpets too..mmm!

Are you 7? Adults don’t need peanut butter on toast. It’s ridiculous to expect people to pander to your demands. I hope you didn’t eat the whole slice. When I have (dry) toast, I only eat a 1cm x 1cm sized piece and that’s more than enough to fill me up so much that I don’t bother with lunch. YABVU. And greedy.

People who think you don't need butter because it has the word butter in it probably think that babycham contains babies. Peanut butter is one of the driest things known to man.

are there no babies in babysham??????
I need to change my conception tactics then....

Checkingforballoons - well said! OP is very entitled and clearly is exceptionally greedy and quite frankly a bastard.

Yep. And a hairy-handed under-bridge dweller too Thighofrelief and IHeartMarmiteToast is clearly a sockpuppet of the OP with her outrageous admission that she has peanut butter on her marmite! Fuck. Off.
Bloody pervert! Reported!

I quite agree Ribbon I'm so disgusted that I'm considering moving to Tunbridge Wells. Whatever next? Toast with large age gaps between the slices.

Bloody hell you lot are on fire

Haireverywhere nice try with your disingenuous wide-eyed 'on fire'.
We all know that's a dog-whistle to all the dirty, lowlife Burnt Toast Activists who use the scraping knife in the butter and leave it full of black bits. You should be ashamed of yourself.