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To think Tom hardy is not that good in bed!

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Gogreen · 17/09/2018 08:07

I had a sex dream with Tom Hardy and was utterly disappointed 😔

We met whilst I was on holiday (got left at a restaurant by my friends!!) and we went straight back to my hotel, we jumped in bed and started kissing.....wow it was terrible...he can’t kiss properly and reminded me off a horrible kiss that I had with a boy when we was teenagers!! I should have known right there that this amazing dream was going down hill fast Grin

He then jumped on top of me and well....let’s just say he was like a teenager who had watched way to much porn and had absolutely no idea what to do with a women, the whole thing just fell flat on its face and the dream ended!

I imagine he is good in bed in real life.....but in the dream world.....you need to up your game Mr hardy!!

Aibu to think i will never look at him the same way again 😭

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treaclesoda · 17/09/2018 08:09

You know what will happen tonight? You'll have another dream and it will be about Boris Johnson or someone equally unpalatable and he'll turn out to be amazing.

And then it will be like Nightmare on Elm Street and you'll be afraid to ever go to sleep again ...Grin

ethelfleda · 17/09/2018 08:11

YABU - give him another chance Wink

5bobaweek · 17/09/2018 08:12

It must be you. I had a sex dream about Tom and he was magnificent Smile

Heaviestdirtyestsoul · 17/09/2018 08:19

I am disappointed on your behalf! Hoping not to run into Tom Hardy now- in my dreams of course. I once had an alarming dream about Lee Mack- he had my legs bent in ways id never attempt in real life, then when I was showering after he ran off with my conditioner and I chased him through central London wrapped in a shower curtain. Was most aggrieved 😂

Original poster
Gogreen · 17/09/2018 08:53

Are you Tom hardy?? Wink

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Gogreen · 17/09/2018 08:54

That was to 5bobaweek... reply fail there....

Maybe it is me!! Shock

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OhLawdy · 17/09/2018 08:59

If I dream about someone gorgeous they are always crap.

If I dream about a person of nightmares they aren't. It's sods law. And gross.

5bobaweek · 17/09/2018 09:02

No, but if I was I'd want to shag myself Smile

OhLawdy · 17/09/2018 09:07

I had a very lovely sex dream about him once.
I've met him in real life and the dream was a re enactment of that meeting but with a very different ending Grin

AmIUnderstandingThisCorrectly · 17/09/2018 09:12

I wonder if Tom says the same about you? ..Grin

Mrsharrison · 17/09/2018 09:14

I had a sex dream of Michael Jackson who i've never found attractive. He made me have an orgasm that was so strong it woke me up. I wish it was useless Tom Hardy.

ShotsFired · 17/09/2018 09:19

I had a completely disgusting amazing sex dream about a man who was quite hot in real life. It was breathtakingly filthy.

Unfortunately I had to have a 2hr long 121 meeting with him at work the next day...

DontCallMeCharlotte · 17/09/2018 09:32

I had a sex dream about Jose Mourinho and he was sensational - to the point where I actually felt really guilty for days afterwards and it was years before I could "confess" to DH.

catinboots9 · 17/09/2018 09:33

I had sex with that idiot Sam Thompson off Made in Chelsea last night. He was annoyingly good Confused

TomHardysNextWife · 17/09/2018 09:33

My dreams of Tom are very different OP. As you can tell from my username Blush.

GiBlues · 17/09/2018 09:40

I’ll give him a go just to make sure for you OP 😉

DickTERFin · 17/09/2018 09:42

Best dream kisser... Jeremy Kyle. True fact.

Shambu · 17/09/2018 09:44

I once had a dream that I won a date with Hugh Grant in a celebrity raffle. He's a bit sleepy and I didn't want to be be seen out in public with him so I declined. He phoned me and explained it looked really bad for his PR if the date winner couldn't be arsed, so eventually I agreed to go to out of the way restaurant where people wouldn't recognise him!

Stormwhale · 17/09/2018 09:45

I Have to disagree. In my dreams he is fabulous. Perhaps he was having an off night. Grin

InfiniteVariety · 17/09/2018 09:49

This thread reminds me of a dream I had in which I was giving birth and the midwife was William Hague....

I've never had one about Tom Hardy Sad though I found him utterly mesmerising in "Taboo"

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 17/09/2018 09:49

I had a dream about David Cameron. He was good, but it made me feel ill. There is nothing sexy about that man. Plus he looks like he cries when he cums.

MamaBear2181 · 17/09/2018 09:51

You know what will happen tonight? You'll have another dream and it will be about Boris Johnson or someone equally unpalatable and he'll turn out to be amazing.

When I was pregnant with my second, I had a dream like this about Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of BelAir! I hadn’t seen or even thought about the show in years and years. I can’t watch it anymore. It’s a shame it wasn’t about someone I actually fancied, It was the best dream sex I’ve ever had 😂😂😂

FuckKnuckle · 17/09/2018 09:59

He must have just not been that into you, @Gogreen Wink . I spent a weekend with him a couple of nights ago (thanks, brain Grin ) and he was magnificent. Magnificent, I tell you! Took me about half the next day to return to real life... Blush

Eliza9917 · 17/09/2018 10:01

@DickTERFin Mon 17-Sep-18 09:42:54
Best dream kisser... Jeremy Kyle. True fact.

YADNBU.

Shambu · 17/09/2018 10:04

He's a bit sleepy

Sleazy not sleepy!

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