To think Tom hardy is not that good in bed!

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I had a sex dream with Tom Hardy and was utterly disappointed 😔

We met whilst I was on holiday (got left at a restaurant by my friends!!) and we went straight back to my hotel, we jumped in bed and started kissing.....wow it was terrible...he can’t kiss properly and reminded me off a horrible kiss that I had with a boy when we was teenagers!! I should have known right there that this amazing dream was going down hill fast

He then jumped on top of me and well....let’s just say he was like a teenager who had watched way to much porn and had absolutely no idea what to do with a women, the whole thing just fell flat on its face and the dream ended!

I imagine he is good in bed in real life.....but in the dream world.....you need to up your game Mr hardy!!

Aibu to think i will never look at him the same way again 😭

Sorry but he was absolutely incredible when we had sex in the lift of a swanky hotel. Maybe I tired him out

One of my mates is friends with him and his wife, they are both lovely and very down to earth apparently

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As you were

treaclesoda

I had the Boris Johnson dream, years ago. Even now can’t look at him without smirking - tbf doesn’t seem like it’s all that hard to turn the dream into the reality! 😂

I've never found Tom Hardy attractive , I don't get the appeal.

But then my most memorable sex dream was Daniel Radcliffe who was fab in bed. (but I've never even thought twice of IRL)

Never had a dream about a famous person!!

Feeling left out now.

I used to have sex nightmares about Alan Dale as weird Jim in neighbours not the older hunk he is now

Well what a disappointment OP. You take him to the small claims court for advertising false goods and a shoddy service.

Quite Frankly, he was punching above his weight with you OP.

High fives Eliza9917. You know it.

I had a very graphic sex dream about Philip Schofield the other week. I saw him from angles I never thought possible. Haven’t been able to watch This Morning since. I can’t get the image out of my head!

I had one about Brian Blessed. He put in a very vocal performance 😂

He's probably tired from shagging all the women of MN in their dreams!

I'm not really surprised, TBH, but then I think he should be in the Academy of the Overrated, for both attractiveness and acting ability.

I imagine I'll dream about him being an absolute beast in bed now, and end up with a huge crush on him, in a sort of weird self-retribution.

Lucky mare. I had one about Michael McIntyre and he squealed like a pig! - had to pay £17 parking when I left the hotel too!

Now I’m feeling even more terrible about it....I was and still am so gutted!! Why couldn’t I get the Tom Hardy you guys got!! I mean he couldn’t even kiss

I imagine Brian Blessed would ruin a woman. You just know he's abnormally endowed.

Brian is a sensitive and tender lover I'd imagine. Loud though.

Why couldn’t I get the Tom Hardy you guys got!! I mean he couldn’t even kiss

I think there is something really wrong when you are fantasising about having crap sex.

A remember a thread where a poor MNetter dreamt about DONALD TRUMP!

Poor lass was afraid to fall asleep for weeks. Those tiny hands

I had a dream about snogging Michael Portillo once, and he was AMAZING. Best kissing ever. I was mortified.

I had a dream recently about Frank Skinner who was madly in love with me. He even finished with his partner as he wanted to get with me. I turned him down as I wanted to stay with my DP! He was so lovely and kind in the dream though.
Disclaimer I find him completely unfunny and unattractive IRL but he seems like a nice fella I’m clearly an oil painting!

I had a dream about Dr Ethan Hardy from Casualty (though as the actor not as the character). He was very assertive in a good way, makes me get all hot under the collar just thinking about it now

Oh god. Jeremy Clarkson once gave me a massive dream orgasm. I'm so ashamed!

BryonyG
As you should be!

I had a sex dream about Rowan Atkinson. It was so intense and thrilling that I cannot watch Blackadder anymore. I'm actually getting a bit thinking about him...

I had a fantastic dream about Jeremy Renner once. Couldn’t get him out of my mind for ages. Phwoargh.

Also had a rather naughty dream about one of the dads from school. We’re friendly but not that friendly. Felt really weird around him after that. I hope he didn’t notice.