To think Tom hardy is not that good in bed!

[Gogreen]

I had a sex dream with Tom Hardy and was utterly disappointed 😔

We met whilst I was on holiday (got left at a restaurant by my friends!!) and we went straight back to my hotel, we jumped in bed and started kissing.....wow it was terrible...he can’t kiss properly and reminded me off a horrible kiss that I had with a boy when we was teenagers!! I should have known right there that this amazing dream was going down hill fast

He then jumped on top of me and well....let’s just say he was like a teenager who had watched way to much porn and had absolutely no idea what to do with a women, the whole thing just fell flat on its face and the dream ended!

I imagine he is good in bed in real life.....but in the dream world.....you need to up your game Mr hardy!!

Aibu to think i will never look at him the same way again 😭

Excuse me!? Someone on this thread, namely @Alphabravo shagged Tom Hardy and no-one asked for details!? What is wrong with the world!?

Don't think I could really pass comment until I've experienced it, would be a bit unfair on the lad.
So Tom if you're reading I'm prepared to give you a fair shot at it. Let me know when you're free I'm sure I can squeeze you in.
😂😂😂
I'll let you ladies know how it goes

I may shag John Terry tonight, he's got a dirty look about him, since I've lent SB out.

There used to be a bloke on Hollyoaks I had bad thoughts about - Tony Hirst - had that tired, rumpled look. No pretty boys need apply for dream shags here. I'll do Jimmy Nail too, looks mucky.

Then I'll just go to the dream clap clinic.

Omg mrsharrison I feel ill....😉