To LTB after what I found in our bed (lighthearted)

[Charlie97]

So DH works nights but has to do a bit of shopping on the way home.

He's gone into the shops and bought himself a large packet of wine gums. Obviously got it to bed to eat them all alone and the whole pack and not share.

He must've been tired and fallen asleep because I got into bed that night and wondered what on Earth I was lying on......three dropped unshared wine gums!!

So do I LTB for not sharing?
Log it with 101?
Tell him I know?
Leave it and see what develops?

Photograph the evidence so he can't deny it!
Get in touch with a solicitor fast and then LTB!

The evidence! No denying!

I hate wine gums! You didn't want any, surely? If it had been a box of chocs that would have been different. But wine gums? YABU

Sign of impending alcohol problem imo - this is secret drinking and a red flag
Wine gums are the gateway

@Singlenotsingle you don't like wine gums??? We can't be friends! Sorry.

I would do all of the above! Especially LTB ! Not sharing winegums 😡

We could Charlie, you get to eat all the wine gums!

They are yellows and greens: let it go. Now, if I'd found unshared reds or blacks.....

I’m with singlenotsingle.

Wine gums How can they call themselves a sweet?!

And guilt by association... how can your DP call himself A Man!

Or for that matter A Woman, Child or Rabbit. I’m pretty sure I have distain for wine gum eating rabbits too, in fact, they are the worst. Evil furry little alcoholic sugar monsters. They know what they are doing with the wine gums...

Now if you’d have found an evil, gun toting rabbit eating wine gums in your bed, THAT would have been worrying. Count yourself lucky he was just smuggling winegums.

Now, gettoutta here, you wine gum toting, bad taste, sweetie eaters, you! and dont come ridin back through my town again (said in a southern drawl with a cow boy hat draped fetching over one eye)... and that goes for the wabbit too...

Oh, you just reminded me I've a secret packet of wine gums in my rain coat pocket! Boom.

I’m so sorry this has happened to you OP. Are you sure this is the first time?

All confections must be shared (unless they are yours, obvs). LTB.

Singlenotsingle I'll be your wine gum hating friend unless you don't like Tangfastics.

I think this betrayal may sadly be worse than you think, OP. The hastily misplaced yellows, oranges and greens suggest that DH was actually rifling through the packet to pick out the reds and blacks, possibly as some sort of scorched-earth policy in case of discovery. Hope you've got your SHL on speeddial

Be thankful they weren't stuck to your arse. I've woken with numerous confectionary snacks and the occasional ear plug that somehow snuck their way on to my derièrre

Bet he was over the limit this morning!

My DH hides his wine gums in the car. The bastard.

Dh hides his snacks in his car.
Unfortunatley for him, I found said snacks when I borrowed his car one day.
He's never mentioned the snacks vanishing, and I've never told him I know about his stash.

You ok Hun?

He will say this is the first time, you shouldn't believe him.

@thegreatbeyond thank be just come back to update!!

I sent him the photo I couldn't wait and you're right ......it was the first apparently!

In OUR bed it's unforgivable

No words.

Log it with police 101
Have a spa day
Get highlights
Go to counselling
All the usual stock MN advice

I think you need to get to the GUM clinic.

Hope you can get your ducks in a row OP. Have you got someone in RL to talk to?