To LTB after what I found in our bed (lighthearted)

[Charlie97]

So DH works nights but has to do a bit of shopping on the way home.

He's gone into the shops and bought himself a large packet of wine gums. Obviously got it to bed to eat them all alone and the whole pack and not share.

He must've been tired and fallen asleep because I got into bed that night and wondered what on Earth I was lying on......three dropped unshared wine gums!!

So do I LTB for not sharing?
Log it with 101?
Tell him I know?
Leave it and see what develops?

My lovely ex once got stopped in a notorious road of ill repute dor potential kerb crawling when he left work at about 5.30pm. He’d actually dropped all his peanut M and Ms down by the handbrake and was frantically trying to retrieve them.

So to be fair to he police he was trying to get his nuts!

You need to buy him a 'special' bag of sugar free gummy bears from Amazon! Read the reviews, they are hilarious! Don't be tempted to eat them yourself tho. He will learn not to mess with you. Warning... make sure you have plenty of toilet roll at the ready!

@ChazsBrilliantAttitude as it happens I'm a demon for reconciling bank statements! I've nothing card that OH went into Poundland to buy (allegedly) a cheap bucket as he had a small plastering job to do and he'd throw it away and a long lighter thing for me to light my candles...that's £2 but the bank statement said £3 contactless.

I've questioned, he's squirmed and can't look me in the eye.

I'm sure it's not even quality maynards wine gums he's eating, it's bloody Poundland cheap ones! That's all I'm worth.

Poundland wine gums

LTB

Check his phone? Also has he got more coming in an Asda delivery or similar? It's more than emotional attachment if he's taken them to bed! Sorry OP.