AIBU?

[nowayishere]

NC (name changed as I don't want this to be outing)

A rhythmless man at church has said he wants to put on a concert to raise some money for shoeless orphans. We shall call him A.

A said to B that they have money to help. B said that the last concert raised some issues but would support them none the less.

C said she didn't want to be forgotten.

Who is BU?

That's your opinion Time , I personally, was worried that the bats felt violated at having to wear silly costumes .

I do hope so spiderlight.

If A has no rhythm then don't let him/her/it perform.

Could someone hit him with their rhythm stick?

Spiderlight I'm sure the African drummers would oblige

That's your opinion Time , I personally, was worried that the bats felt violated at having to wear silly costumes

I am one of the bats and I can confirm I felt completely violated.

I ❤️ Shoes, am also an orphan, therefore can I go to the silent disco?

Yes. Yes, you are. Very much so. HTH.

Lulu don’t be ridiculous this is for shoeless orphans. Orphans with shoes can jolly well organise their own silent discos.

It's like it's some code.

I think MN should overthrow A and B ( and possibly C) and form a committee.

You really ought to draw us a diagram.

HTH, my DH said my handwriting is too small.

D is a blatant CF and you should go NC immediately

And E is colonel mustard, and is sneaking towards the belfry bearing a costumed bat and a length of lead piping.

That organ is massive

Oh, I see! The diagram clears it all up.

Just noticed that C's arrow is the wrong way round. Sorry.

I love a massive organ

That organ is massive

Does A have a massive organ?

Just noticed that C's arrow is the wrong way round. Sorry.

Honestly ! Now you're just confusing things.

A’s organ is unreasonably massive.

I know from first hand experience 😲

Hecky so we heard .

What was your second hand doing at the time?

Don’t tell B @oddcat

What was your second hand doing at the time?

Reassuring C that she wasn’t forgotten