AIBU?

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NC (name changed as I don't want this to be outing)

A rhythmless man at church has said he wants to put on a concert to raise some money for shoeless orphans. We shall call him A.

A said to B that they have money to help. B said that the last concert raised some issues but would support them none the less.

C said she didn't want to be forgotten.

Who is BU?

Am I dreaming?

I’m totally telling B. Well I’ll tell C and it’ll get back to B. The silent disco will be AWKWARD

I think you've outed yourself with that diagram. Sorry to say.

Nooooooo!

Maybe it would help if I reassured B that A has a lovely rhythm?

Yes, post the leaflet once you’ve sorted things, that wouldn’t be outing at all

The silent disco sounds amazing. Maybe the orphans could do some tap dancing in their invisible shoes?

Can the Korean lady in the garden join in? If not YABU

Just noticed that C's arrow is the wrong way round.

Why do I find that hysterically funny? I clearly need help.

You can't leave the chickens alone with the fox because it'll eat them.

Does your DH know about A and his massive organ?

I'm presuming OP has used Google translate from their native language and hasn't realised it has translated into gibberish.

I don't think his organ is normally quite so massive , it's only massive because one of the bats bit it in retaliation for being made to wear daft costumes.

HeckyPeck wrote: D is a blatant CF and you should go NC immediately.

Is NC not a bit much? No GC (Grey Rock) as intermediate transition to inevitable NC?

Mind, I'm over-lenient and a bit too socialised into being conciliatory for my own good at times.

I am not going to sleep tonight stressing about all this.

OP 99% of replies have told you who is being unreasonable, why won’t you take it on board? Nits are really not that big of a deal, just find a new soft play to go to: you have a dh problem.

@Namechangeforthiscancershit 😂

I don't think his organ is normally quite so massive , it's only massive because one of the bats bit it in retaliation for being made to wear daft costumes.

Who stole the orphans shoes? was it C? With the massive organ?

arranfan

In cases of lack of rhythm it’s NC straight off the bat

GoldilocksAndTheThreePears

No one stole them. I feel like you're not taking this seriously at all.

But where's X?

OK, so A is rhythmless which is a problem when playing in concerts but not organising one. Is A planning to play or to organise other groups to play? Would it be a solo of only A playing or would the concert have lots of different groups?

B is the one with the money. Is the money needed to organise the concert? Or can B just donate money directly to the orphans?

B seems to be quite switched on. Maybe they could help with organisation and solve previous problems. If the last concert didn't raise much money, maybe they need to charge an entry fee and sell cake and tea in the interval. A raffle always goes down well too.

In what way does C not want to be forgotten? Does C want to be organised in the planning? Does C want to play in the concert? What part did C play in the last concert?

OP, are you D? What is your role in this?

I feel like you're not taking this seriously at all.

What was your first clue?

If A is prepared to finance the concert, sounds fine to me. As long as he doesn't want to sing and dance!

I think C you has been forgotten.
Do A and B not get on? Is C you always in the middle of A and B .
I think you could give us just a few more details which won't out you, then we will definitely be able to confirm if YABU - maybe?