AIBU?

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NC (name changed as I don't want this to be outing)

A rhythmless man at church has said he wants to put on a concert to raise some money for shoeless orphans. We shall call him A.

A said to B that they have money to help. B said that the last concert raised some issues but would support them none the less.

C said she didn't want to be forgotten.

Who is BU?

Oh sure yes of course I missed that bit

Good job you NC for this. I can hardly bear to think of the consequences if your early release panel got to hear of all this.

C is making ominous proclamations about not being forgotten, suggesting that she is going to do something wildly attention seeking like performing Drattell’s Lilith in the nude.

She is clearly being unreasonable (unless your church is into that kind of thing).

The Rhythmless Man sounds intriguing but unfortunate. He should be pitied and indulged.

Maybe start again and give a little more info. You've name changed so give us the full story

What time did the second train leave the station?

For those of you that are asking the concert will be held at the church.

I think probably in green, or maybe cerise.

...nobody asked that

Tune in next time when the shoeless orphans put on a concert for the rhythmless man...

B says they think that spam for dinner is a nice idea

C writes to Google to ask if they’ve heard of her

I feel as though I have wandered into a logic puzzle by mistake. Or is it the plot of a book we are supposed to be identifying from your clues?

I, the reader am BU, as I haven't offered to help with the concert.

For those of you that are asking the concert will be held at the church.

Great - plain as a pikestaff after your update, OP!

You really need to cancel the cheque and make sure the penis beaker is throughly rinsed before you take any drastic action OP.

Where can we buy tickets for the concert?

Does the rhythmless man T-Rex?

For those of you that are asking the concert will be held at the church.

Phew , glad you cleared that up , it's all becoming clear now

Where can we buy tickets for the concert?

When I figure all this out I will post a flyer.

What about the orphans that do have shoes?

Ah. In that case Q is BU.

Get you ducks in a row before you do anything rash

Ah. In that case Q is BU.

I bet you’d be singing a different (rhythmless) tune if the genders were reversed!

Have you tried calling 101? Get it logged.

B & C are married and C doesn’t want to be forgotten.

Is C forgotten a lot. Does she have to get a taxi home?

Has B got amnesia?

I think I go to this church and I'm C. How dare you OP!! All I wanted was to be forgotten.

Glad you name changed. All that detail makes it incredibly identifying.