What's your Dragons Den idea?

[Lorddenning1]

Not really AIBU, posting for traffic.
Just the title really, what's your Dragons Den idea, light hearted...,

Mine is a machine that can make any colour nail polish (so u can match it up to outfits), u would just scan the items and it would make that colour, like the machine at BnQ.

A device that lets you slap people over the internet

I hope that isn't directed at me

😂😂😂

When my kids were little I used to spend ages blowing on their spoons of dinner to cool them down as I fed them! I wanted a machine that would instantly cool a cooked dinner to the right temp for a little child!

A person drier for getting driedout if the bath ) shower - although maybe it's already invented for wealthier people

I hope that isn't directed at me

@Mamamiaherewegoagainmymy DPS mum has something similar. When you switch the shower off built in dryer goes on! Only in the shower. So handy

A thing that pushes a swing for you by remote control. They could be coin operated in parks and would make a fortune. I hate pushing swings.

A novel idea would be to go in knowing all of your financial figures thoroughly and to not have overvalued your company by a few million based on a paltry turnover

Coffee cubes. Like sugar lumps but coffee. Think office coffee jar and how disgusting it gets. Have coffee cubes instead, one lump or two?!

Haha the person drier thing just reminded me of many years ago at center parcs. I was there with my ex bf - he got out of the pool and saw a family standing in one of those big halogen people drier tunnel things.

What a great idea, he exclaimed inwardly! He hopped in there with them and enjoyed drying himself off, while they stared at him with a look on their faces.

It wasn’t until they had got out and left him to it that he saw the coin slot and realised that the family had actually paid to use it

One that saves £40bn at least (in fact I reckon nearer to £100bn).

Scrap Brexit.

Genuinely non iron cotton

Slightly bigger tins of rice pudding. The current ones are too big for an individual, but not quite enough for two. It’d be life changing

a machine that you walk through like the metal detectors at the airport that has you washed, dried and dressed instantly.

An alternative to lever arch folders that isn’t shit. They are the bane of my life.

Drive-through fish and chip shop.

A baby shovel

When your baby falls asleep and you need to get him into the cot but you are worried about waking him, like a giant paddle you just scoop him up and deposit in the cot!

A thing that pushes a swing for you by remote control. They could be coin operated in parks and would make a fortune. I hate pushing swings.

Oh my god yes!!!!!!!!

I would happily put a fiver in one of those every park visit if it meant I never had to push a sodding swing ever again.

I recently informed my DCs (age 3 and 4), that pushing swings is in my top three most disliked parent jobs. They don’t care, they still make me do it.

They have a drive through chip shop in Burnley!

I'm not sharing my idea.

One of you will steal it and make billions.

Pain-free, non-scarring tattoo removal. £500 per session. It’s a winner.

The only slight issue with this plan being that I haven’t actually invented the required method yet...

Great idea @applesisapple5

A virtual reality simulator machine that makes politicians (esp the blue ones) live a day as one of the people their cruelty has affected.

Mine is a coaster with a wire attached to a ball point pen. When you write with the pen it creates electricity that heats the coaster. Therefore keeps your coffee warm while doing the crossword.

I was invited to appear on the face Gorman ‘genius’ show with this idea, but unfortunately did not make the final edit....