What's your Dragons Den idea?

[Lorddenning1]

Not really AIBU, posting for traffic.
Just the title really, what's your Dragons Den idea, light hearted...,

Mine is a machine that can make any colour nail polish (so u can match it up to outfits), u would just scan the items and it would make that colour, like the machine at BnQ.

Skirting board hoovers.

Press a button and 'whoosh'! All debris is sucked into the skirting board.

Carpeted escalators for the home so that when you go up and forget what you went up for it would be fun going back down again until you remember 🤣

Waterproof hearing aids.

It fucks me off that I can wear my watch in the swimming pool but I can’t hear .

sheets that fit properly

a bike lock that cant be cut.

Skirting board hoovers.

I’ve seen this on Pinterest. I don’t know how they empty it though.

Not sure if anyone has suggested this as not read the whole thread but

A softplay place with registered child minders watching the children whilst parents go and have a nap in those sleep pod type things they have at airports.

Soft blankets, noise cancelling pods with maybe relaxing spa music and wafting scents. Pay by the half hour safe in the knowledge your children are having fun and being watched.

There is also a licensed bar on the premises selling naice gin balloons.

Investors welcome. Good returns and your own pod with extra soft blankets.

@catgirl1976 where do I sign?

A device that automatically stops chairs and tables in cafes, pubs etc. wobbling because of short legs and uneven floors. The days of the folded beer mat would be numbered.

Window film that looks like gathered net curtains ,not just flat plastic. I have a couple of windows that are hard to put blinds on . I could just stick some window film on and it would look like lovely clean curtains.

Palm oil free, vegetarian Christmas pudding. I hate palm oil and I don’t want beef suet in my pudding. I would market it as “Orangutan Christmas Pudding”, and give a percentage of the profits to the Rainforest Alliance.
But I’m no business woman.

they allready do disappearing tattoo.

it's not a pill you take but the ink fades in a set amount of years.

Someone said earlier they spend ages blowing on spoons of food for babies to cool it down.
All you have to do is spread the food out on a dinner plate - instantly cools it to room temperature.