Cracking one out in the shower

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DH and I were just discussing the weeing in the shower thread: he thinks it’s disgusting, I don’t. Not that I’ve ever done it.

Anyway, I then posited the suggestion that many men choose the shower as a wank venue - and why not? It’s private, the evidence is washed away, and one emerges with a nice clean member.

He was appalled by this. Again, thinks it’s gross, and a complete myth.

I disagree. I’m sure I recall several men in the past either telling me or inferring that they like to bash the bishop in the shower.

Wise folk of Mumsnet, what say you?

My ex was a fan of shower "fun".

I made him clean up.

TBH it doesn't need much cleaning up. Shower gel just washes it away.

It does if you clean it straight away. Not if you leave it for a while.

To those who are oddly aghast at the idea of wanking in the shower, where exactly is more acceptable?

Surely it would be hard to design somewhere more suitable than a shower!

On the school geography trip the boys sat on the top bunk and had a wanking comeptition to see who could hit the wall. Mrs Wells hit the roof...

For a confusing moment then I thought Mrs Wells was joining in somehow with the competition!

Mr Wells in drag?

It does if you clean it straight away. Not if you leave it for a while.

Why on Earth would you “leave it a while”? Would anyone wank, come out of the shower, dry themselves, have some lunch, do some ironing, pop out to the shop... and then clean the shower?!

Have a wank, come out of shower, get distracted chatting up other people while supposedly being loyal to me, forget about it, visit bathroom hours later...

It does if you clean it straight away. Not if you leave it for a while.

TMI but if there are two involved and it's running down the recipient's soapy leg it gets pretty well diluted.

Just checked and DH admits to weeing in the shower but draws the line at wanking. Thanks for improving the quality of our evening conversation.

As long as my other half isn't wiping it on my curtains I don't care where chooses to jerk the gherkin 😂

.... as long as my house doesn't turn into his personal spunk bunker I'm pretty fine with it

Whereas conversely I have never peed in the shower.

If the latter is "normal" male behaviour I don't think I want to live in this world, so please nobody tell me.

Perfectly normal.... Can’t see what can be wrong with it. It goes in the pan and gets flushed right away! What’s your problem? Where would you prefer men wank?

DP does, I have in the bath. I pee in the bath frequently.
If you don't think you're getting clean by being in the shower then why are you in there?

^ as in I pee in the shower not whilst in a bath, my shower is a bath/shower one hence the confusion but I don't piss in my bath water. That would be gross.

Also on water restrictions here. Would be far too costly. 2 minutes shower max. No time for that and washing.

Plenty of time

I know this is an old thread but I'm adding my 2 cents. A toilet uses drinking quality water for each flush which is crazily wasteful when you think about it.

Peeing in the shower saves a flush. Urine is not especially dirty or dangerous. There is no hygiene risk and it's washed away with the water - what the hell is the problem?

It's fucked up how people nothing of using all kinds of nasty chemicals to 'CLEAN' a shower (which pollutes the environment) and yet think flushing urine down it is disgusting..?

And the shower seems an ideal place for a wank!

Why is it hard to wash the jizz away ? Don't you just take the shower off the wall and direct the water at it , like you would with a stray pube ?