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Cracking one out in the shower

118 replies

SeptimusQuench · 18/08/2018 19:57

DH and I were just discussing the weeing in the shower thread: he thinks it’s disgusting, I don’t. Not that I’ve ever done it.

Anyway, I then posited the suggestion that many men choose the shower as a wank venue - and why not? It’s private, the evidence is washed away, and one emerges with a nice clean member.

He was appalled by this. Again, thinks it’s gross, and a complete myth.

I disagree. I’m sure I recall several men in the past either telling me or inferring that they like to bash the bishop in the shower.

Wise folk of Mumsnet, what say you?

OP posts:
StarsAndWater · 19/08/2018 20:47

Personally I use the masterbatorium I had put in when Mrs Holte had the extension and utility room done. Peace at last.

😂😂

NotUmbongoUnchained · 19/08/2018 21:07

holte pssst, the first rule of the masterbatorium is we don’t talk about the masterbatorium.

Chocolate50 · 19/08/2018 21:17

I say its weird discussing such perverse behaviour on mn. Now. Whose had a shit on a partner?

AbeautifulBeast · 19/08/2018 21:27

I know men that knock one off in the toilet at work, do I win?Hmm

Gbtch · 19/08/2018 22:42

Don't understand this interest. If they do that, it's ok. Who cares?

MCamp10 · 19/08/2018 23:16

Can’t believe there’s so much shock/horror at peeing in the shower! You’re showering away sweat, body secretions, grease etc. and urine has less bacteria than other bodily fluids. It’s by far the most hygienic place to pee because it’s immediately dispersed down the drain and there is far less chance of urine infections as you immediately wash with water rather than wipe! Why would you waste water by peeing in the loo and flushing and then having a shower?

RightyHoChaps · 20/08/2018 00:02

I had an ex who liked to pee into the sink Hmm There was no logical reason as to why... the only room with a sink was the one with a toilet in it?
When he used to get up in the night, he used to pee into the sink!! For ages I couldn't work out why I didn't hear anything. Not that I was actively listening but they weren't exactly granite walls. And then I had a horrifying moment one day when I was sat on the loo and saw/smelled the sink... never looked at him the same again...

I do it in the shower though if I'm caught short so I suppose I'm not much better tbf Blush

TornFromTheInside · 20/08/2018 00:34

I don't think there's that much shock as peeing in the shower...
it's the fact they are managing to reach that far from the loo that's a bit of revelation.

katielouise3 · 20/08/2018 00:50

FGS Hmm how many more of these do we have tolerate?!

Dizzywizz · 20/08/2018 08:32

How many whats? @katiouise3?

Original poster
SeptimusQuench · 20/08/2018 17:14

😆 This is hilarious. Thanks everyone. Wouldn’t life be dull if we were all the same?

I used to have a bath with jacuzzi jets... used to spend a LONG time in there Wink

As to where DH does it... we live in seperate houses, so he has plenty of privacy to do it wherever and whenever he likes.

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QueenDoris · 20/08/2018 17:39

@AbeautifulBeast

I know men that knock one off in the toilet at work, do I win?

Locked in a cubicle or into the urinal?

scottishdiem · 20/08/2018 17:50

Interesting discussions on MN.

I'd be interested in a list of locations that men can wank in. Some many women have posted about the various locations in a house they find their partners having a wank that they find grim. Pretty much every location is covered. Can men wank anywhere that isnt grim?

AbeautifulBeast · 20/08/2018 17:56

@QueenDoris I haven't witnessed the act and I'm certainly not asking but I assume. It's in a cubicle!

QueenDoris · 20/08/2018 18:00

@AbeautifulBeast

That’s a shame. Much more fun to have competitive wanking across the room into the urinals. High marks for speed and distance.

GladAllOver · 20/08/2018 18:06

Waves to our friends in the Daily Fail....

Are you going to put this one in your rag?

AbeautifulBeast · 20/08/2018 18:31

@QueenDoris I never thought of that! I need to find out if that's what they get up to in there!

TornFromTheInside · 20/08/2018 19:05
  • Puts down his Greek yoghurt + Somehow, I've gone right off it.
SneakyGremlins · 20/08/2018 19:06

Ah, but are you eating it in the shower?

Pebblespony · 20/08/2018 19:12

Hold up, just got to dildo with suction cup!

TornFromTheInside · 20/08/2018 19:28

eating, or beating it?

TheDairyQueen · 20/08/2018 19:41

Hold up, just got to dildo with suction cup!

People have no idea how good they have it these days.

In my day, the most excitement I got was sitting on the old twin-tub waiting for the boil wash to finish - was also guaranteed to last longer than my ex-husband.

befairdontjudge · 20/08/2018 20:15

On the school geography trip the boys sat on the top bunk and had a wanking comeptition to see who good hit the wall. Mrs Wells hit the roof and made them wash the jizz off the wall. It is still talked/laughed about 37 years later. I have outed myself here! Hi to all my old school friends!

SneakyGremlins · 20/08/2018 20:19

I still find the whole idea odd - I wouldn't wank in the shower, it clumps

GladAllOver · 21/08/2018 21:47

I still find the whole idea odd - I wouldn't wank in the shower,it clumps

And you know this because?