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Cracking one out in the shower

118 replies

SeptimusQuench · 18/08/2018 19:57

DH and I were just discussing the weeing in the shower thread: he thinks it’s disgusting, I don’t. Not that I’ve ever done it.

Anyway, I then posited the suggestion that many men choose the shower as a wank venue - and why not? It’s private, the evidence is washed away, and one emerges with a nice clean member.

He was appalled by this. Again, thinks it’s gross, and a complete myth.

I disagree. I’m sure I recall several men in the past either telling me or inferring that they like to bash the bishop in the shower.

Wise folk of Mumsnet, what say you?

OP posts:
CheggarsPlaysPlop · 19/08/2018 18:00

I do it a lot but then I am a bit weird and am not getting much bedroom action. I am a woman

user1472151176 · 19/08/2018 18:16

I have no idea where my DH does it - I'm under no illusion, I'm sure he does. I'm going to have to ask him now Grin
To be honest I don't care where he does it as long as he cleans it up afterwards.

DarlingNikita · 19/08/2018 18:19

I'm on water meter So Alan Bennett Grin

I do it (female). I've never asked (male) DP and don't really want to know, but I'd imagine he does. Why not?

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 19/08/2018 18:36

I'm on a water meter Grin
I have a son, I really hope when he reaches wanking age he chooses to do so in the shower.

81Byerley · 19/08/2018 18:38

I'll never look at other people's showers in the same way again....

NotForSale · 19/08/2018 18:54

Shower is the best place for it I think. I hope DH does go there on his own. I assume he does it on his own in the shower actually as I have certainly helped him there a few times anyway.
Only jealous as I cannot do it standing up and the vibrator makes too much noise if I try to squat in the bath!!!

MintTulips · 19/08/2018 18:56

I have a dildo with a suction cup on the bottom that sticks to the bathroom tiles, bought for that specific purpose.

SD1978 · 19/08/2018 18:59

Also on water restrictions here. Would be far too costly. 2 minutes shower max. No time for that and washing.

Gnomesoftheglaaxy · 19/08/2018 19:04

I have a son, I really hope when he reaches wanking age he chooses to do so in the shower.

Yes, it's definitely preferable to the crusty socks and boxers that make their way from my 14 year olds room to the washing basket Shock

Movablefeast · 19/08/2018 19:04

DH does almost daily, he’s good at keeping the shower clean though.

Dustbunny1900 · 19/08/2018 19:10

I'm sorry, your DH was "appalled"?? Why? And where the hell does he do it then?

Toyah66 · 19/08/2018 19:27

I always wondered why my DH took so long in the shower 😂😂

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 19/08/2018 19:29

Exactly Knomes Wink

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 19/08/2018 19:30

Or even Gnomes where the fuck did the K come from? 😱

Kaybush · 19/08/2018 19:41

@Gnomesoftheglaaxy Oh no - we're on holiday and have brought DS's friend with us and I've just loaded into the washer what amounted to about 20 pairs of socks that could have walked their way in 😬😬

Kaybush · 19/08/2018 19:41

@Gnomesoftheglaaxy Oh no - we're on holiday and have brought DS's friend with us and I've just loaded into the washer what amounted to about 20 pairs of socks that could have walked their way in 😬😬

StarsAndWater · 19/08/2018 19:50

I just assumed most men wank in the shower. It's private and has the benefit of soap and water for easy clean up.
Really don't understand how anyone would be bothered by it tbh.

Icanttakemuchmore · 19/08/2018 19:55

Meel that's gross your dh doing it in the sink! Eeewwww!
My dh doesn't do it in the shower etc, he doesn't need to. He also showers with the bathroom door open so I'd know if he did as I'm usually in and out the bedroom in the evening when he's showering, putting the clean laundry away. Neither of us wee in the shower. That's what the toilet is for.

LuckyDiamond · 19/08/2018 20:04

This thread is throwing up so many questions I want to ask DH but we’re currently on a long car journey with my 85 year old Gran and the kids so I can’t Grin

MintTulips · 19/08/2018 20:09

Really don't understand how anyone would be bothered by it tbh.

Me either. And all the furious shower cleaning on the off chance all the sperm isn't washed down the plug. What do you all do when your partner cums inside you? I have a wee, wipe off the outside with loo roll and carry on with my day.

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 19/08/2018 20:20

My dh doesn't do it in the shower etc, he doesn't need to What do you mean by 'doesn't need to' ? Nobody needs to wank, they do it because they enjoy it... Confused

theoldtrout01876 · 19/08/2018 20:22

My exh used to shit in the shower !!!
Yes really. Had a dairy intolerance and a LOVE for coffee icecream so figured it was soft enough to wash down the drain.
I spent a lot of time in that marriage bleaching the tub so I could bathe the kids and shower myself.

NotUmbongoUnchained · 19/08/2018 20:25

theoldtrout

That’s the first thing I’ve ever read on here that’s made me absolutely speechless.

LuckyDiamond · 19/08/2018 20:28

theoldtrout

Thank fuck you got shot of the filthy cunt Envy

holte · 19/08/2018 20:28

I find jizz and water don't get on that well and it can lead to an unnecessarily difficult clean up. Personally I use the masterbatorium I had put in when Mrs Holte had the extension and utility room done. Peace at last.