To say something to randy beach couple?

[Goingalonenow]

Because I don't think I can stop myself.

At the beach with DD who is happily playing next to me. A couple have camped right next to us and are a bit... handsy.

His hand has vanished into unknown territory. It's xrated. In public. In daytime. DD can see the lot, shall I say something?

Ew, yes. Xrated in front of a minor is a crime!

Please loudly say something like ‘oooh you don’t want to get sand down there love, it’ll chafe for days!’

Definitely say something!!

Offer up some Sudocrem for the rash!!

Offer some friendly advice and tell them to be careful as sand down there can be very uncomfortable. Perhaps reccomend a soothing brand of feminine wash or ointment just in case it’s needed later. That should get them to move on sharpish!

‘Excuse me, sorry to interrupt, it’s just that it’s very noticeable you’re having a ‘lovely’ time together and I have a very young child with me that has noticed too. Would you mind carrying on a little bit further away, as I’m sure you understand, it’s not great for my very young child. I’m not prepared for any awkward conversations today tinkly laugh’

I don't think they like me now. I'm all for freeing the nipple but he started stroking hers with his free hand so I loudly asked if they'd mind saving it for home.

They gave me a filthy look. They've stopped though. Might move...

You missed a trick OP, you could have started commentating a la David Attenborough

"And the male of the species begins his rudimentary courtship ritual by stroking the female's breast"

What is it with all the sex in public posts on mumsnet lately, either the sun is bring out half the worlds sexy side or someone is getting off on these posts.

Yes if his fingering her on a public beach, unless you want to watch either say something or move to another spot...

Honestly what is wrong with people doing that in front of anyone, let alone children.
They're either completely self absorbed or perverts.

Ew.

You did the right thing. Don’t move.

It's the heat. It's making everyone fruity...

Oh that sounds gross does the sun make some couples extra randy glad you said something.

There’s something seriously perverse about that kind of behaviour in public, especially when there are children about. I couldn’t care less what they do in privacy, but that’s disgusting. Perverts getting off on doing it in public.

People always get carried away like this in the summer. Al fresco sex is all very nice, but there’s definitely something wrong with anyone who fingers their gf in public and with a young (must be pre school age?) child playing right next to them .

Send your daughter in that direction with a large bucket of seawater. It would be such a shame if she lost her grip in their vicinity.

I would have moved away from them

Good on you for speaking up OP.

Yes if his fingering her on a public beach

His?? Do you mean he's?

Oh I applaud you OP, why should you move just because they're getting hot and dirty in a public place. You did the right thing - surely if they're gagging for it, they'll head off soon anyway?

Weirdos . Hot weather makes me grumpy not horny

Just point you phone at them & say loudly "Here you are Dave, show this to the lads......"

His?? Do you mean he's?

That poster had autocorrect to blame, what's your excuse for your shit quoting?? pedant

Eew.. in front of children on a beach. They really need to cop on

I'd rather my child saw loving than fighting, also how interested is your child, really? Sand sea and ice cream are way more interesting than randy couple?