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To say something to randy beach couple?

85 replies

Goingalonenow · 27/06/2018 14:33

Because I don't think I can stop myself.

At the beach with DD who is happily playing next to me. A couple have camped right next to us and are a bit... handsy.

His hand has vanished into unknown territory. It's xrated. In public. In daytime. DD can see the lot, shall I say something?

OP posts:
Buster72 · 27/06/2018 18:24

Yes I know.
But there is no legislation outlawing sex in public as the second poster claimed.
But the scenario described ie public beach middle of the day children present, outraging public decency would be an appropriate charge.
Not public order.

Thanks for confirming what I said

BlueJava · 27/06/2018 18:27

Well done for saying something! Shouldn't happen especially with kids around.

BananaToffo · 27/06/2018 18:51

I don't think you actually understood what I said, Buster. But I tried.

BananaToffo · 27/06/2018 18:53

There is no legislation outlawing sex in A PUBLIC PLACE

There is legislation outlawing sex IN PUBLIC
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ForalltheSaints · 27/06/2018 18:58

Probably the man is useless in bed, but anyway the OP did the right thing I think.

CiderGlider · 27/06/2018 19:05

Not acceptable and I blame the hot weather. I predict a baby boom March/April 2019!

Nofunkingworriesmate · 28/06/2018 18:38

I've re read op bit again and am confused by all this talk of Fingering, fingering ( when I was young) means bringing to orgasm with fingers in vagina, which is not what is happening here ( op correct me if I'm wrong) it's nipple fingering and wandering hands which is slightly different.
I wasn't there and did not witness the Achual sexual conduct . But unless your child is NOTICING achual fingering or similar then all this talk of safeguarding is undermining what real safeguarding is

ILoveMyDressingGown · 28/06/2018 20:09

His hand has vanished into unknown territory. It's xrated.
I'm all for freeing the nipple but he started stroking hers with his free hand
I think he had one hand down her pants and on her fanny and the other, free hand was stroking the nipple...

Aprilshouldhavebeenmyname · 28/06/2018 20:23

Thanks for the clarification Gown!!

Whatdoido2018 · 01/07/2018 22:30

@IIIustriousIyIIlogical Actually, you'll find it's a new trend to replace He's with His and His with He's. It's come from Australia.....

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