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To ask you to please come and take some cheese.

81 replies

Wheresmeredithgrey · 20/06/2018 10:31

If you are in the north west and like Brie, Port Salut and Camembert....I have a shit tonne of it to get rid of! I have about 3kg of a 5kg Brie left, half a 3kg Port salut and a pretty much untouched 2kg Camembert. I can throw in some grapes and stale crackers. I’ve already given some away to anyone I can think of up here!

Or any recipes for Brie that don’t involve just dipping bread into it or pasta?!

OP posts:
ElMarineroBaila · 20/06/2018 10:32

Mmm bacon and brie sandwiches

Original poster
Wheresmeredithgrey · 20/06/2018 10:33

El I’m a veggie unfortunately! 10 years ago that would’ve been ideal

OP posts:
dontticklethetoad · 20/06/2018 10:34

Oooh if I pay postage will you send me some camembert Grin there are few things I love more than camembert Blush

TheSpottedZebra · 20/06/2018 10:35

But whyyyyyyy ? Why are you so be-cheesed?

I wish I lived near. I could really help.
It freezes, does doest it?

liz70 · 20/06/2018 10:35

Eww, no thanks, you can keep your stinky French cheeses! Grin This reminds me of something similar I read in Suggs' autobiography. It was so funny!

TheSpottedZebra · 20/06/2018 10:35

Obvs that was meant to read 'doesn't it'

Aprilshouldhavebeenmyname · 20/06/2018 10:36

You do sound very cheesed off op!!

FloatyFlo · 20/06/2018 10:37

I'll have some port salut if you near me! Grin

LauderSyme · 20/06/2018 10:37

I so would (mmmm Port Salut) but I'm at the opposite end of the country, darn it!

FloatyFlo · 20/06/2018 10:38

In my cheese excitement I didn't take in that you live North West. I'm south east so l couldn't be further. Aww Sad

ISnappedAndFarted · 20/06/2018 10:38

There is a God. Shock

bsbabas · 20/06/2018 10:39

Stinking French cheeses? So cultured. I'll have some port salut lovely and creamy

ArmySal · 20/06/2018 10:40

Oh I love cheese above all things! Sadly my thighs and arse do too and they've asked me to quit eating it Sad

BaronessEllaSaturday · 20/06/2018 10:42

Port Salut is heaven, and I'm in the North West :)

MsJuniper · 20/06/2018 10:43

Is it one of those cheese wedding cakes?

MoistCantaloupe · 20/06/2018 10:48

When I grow up, I want to be you.

CatLadyToddlerMother · 20/06/2018 10:51

Wish I lived closer, as I love brie

Original poster
Wheresmeredithgrey · 20/06/2018 10:52

Honestly, I’ll do a cheese drop. Does it freeze?!

It’s all delightful, but my house reeks. I keep thinking the baby needs a change Blush

OP posts:
Paie · 20/06/2018 10:52

Brie topped burgers
Asparagus wrapped in bacon baked in brie

BevBrook · 20/06/2018 10:52

"be-cheesed" is the best word ever

sunshinewithabitofdrizzle · 20/06/2018 10:55

mmm brie and cranberry is gorgeous

KirstenRaymonde · 20/06/2018 10:56

These are the least stinky cheeses I can think of??

NC4Now · 20/06/2018 10:57

North West whereabouts? And why on Earth have you got such a cheese mountain?!!

WasFatNowThin · 20/06/2018 10:58

Can I have some please?! Love cheese, looking forward to the cheese show in Nantwich next month.

catsofa · 20/06/2018 10:59

Brie, bacon and redcurrant jelly sandwiches. Would a food bank take them?