TITZILLA 2: Implants, lawsuits & love affairs

[Welshgal1]

Back by popular demand... we're all this together now!

Original thread: I think my friend should pay, she thinks we should split it?http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3240864-i-think-my-friend-should-pay-she-thinks-we-should-split-it

I’m more invested in this then I should be. Unbelievable behaviour by Titzilla. Totally understand why she has no one else to take her. Burnt all her bridges now. Have a lovely holiday and I really hope you conceive as a wonderful up yours to Titzilla.

This is the best CF thread I’ve read since the one about not paying for soft play. Outstanding 👏😂

I just spent a while reading both threads instead of doing what I should be doing - can't believe I missed them . Absolute MN gold!

OP, I take my hat off to you and your OH - you both sound brilliant. Good luck with TTC and enjoy your trip.

shamelessly placemarking for updates :)

Totally unhinged!

She’s a complete maniac, I’d have to reply with something like ‘good luck with your lawyers, you’ll need it, for goodness sake get one of your many Facebook friends who are in agreement with ‘sue the bitch’ to take you’ just so she knows that you know all the vile things she’s said on Facebook, she’ should be massively apologising.

Has your court date come through yet OP?

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Softzilla is still going strong on the third thread- it is difficult to decide which is the bigger CF.

She needs to be sent some cheese to go with that whine.

Brilliant post! Hope we get an update about your surprise weekend away!
I second the advice someone just gave about Angus cactus- use the drops ( Vogel off amazon). It is brilliant for regulating cycles- I’m convinced I wouldn’t have conceived my little ones without its help

Just gotten to the end of this (while simultaneously helping DNephew revise for RE exam, multi-tasking for the win!).

I applaud your restraint OP, I'd have found it hard not to message her about that disgusting status!

Please keep us updated, I've read both threads I'm equal parts shocked and also finding it hilarious. Where do these CFs come from?!

Shamelessly bookmarking

The quality of this post makes me yearn for the other classics like Hairzilla and that crazy parking one with Mr and Mrs Pink💄.
The new boobs won’t fix the personality. Lucky she won’t be going through the pain of discovering that. OP, you’ve done her a favour.

Did your OH find your passports? Hope you are ready for your trip!

Ps once the DM gets hold of this, she can sell her side of the story for £13k with a suitably glum looking picture of her with a picture of you and your fiancé lording it up on a decadent break. I can see it now. Fast forward a year and Titzilla’s a famous stripper in London (not having got a lift back to Wales)

As suggested before, keep screenshots of any of the unpleasant things she has said about you in case Tz is Lion enough to actually try and make this a legal issue. Have a lovely break and good luck ttc

Shamelessly placemarking in the instance there may be an update.
Like others I am slack-jawed at her utter bonkers attitude. Have a lovely holiday OP.

^those are nork place-markers btw, not troll-hunting “biscuits”

please please please go on Judge Rinder

Everything has been quiet... far too quiet. Should I be relieved or suspicious? Have had two people who are friends with her on Facebook message asking if I'm okay, but no reply to me saying yes and asking why for several hours now

Good luck with the TTC - I have crazy long cycles due to PCOS. It may take longer but I hope not too much. My two kids happened while loosing weight (first unplanned), although pregnancy is not a good strategy for weight loss - good for increasing boob size though!

You have dodged a bullet! She is so vile. I doubt she’s actually cancelled and is scrambling to get some mug to take her at the last minute with her poor me bit!

Just to confirm ... she’s having her nose and boobs done at the same time?