TITZILLA 2: Implants, lawsuits & love affairs

[Welshgal1]

Back by popular demand... we're all this together now!

Original thread: I think my friend should pay, she thinks we should split it?http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3240864-i-think-my-friend-should-pay-she-thinks-we-should-split-it

at the cheek of the woman.

However, I now cannot read "Titzilla" without adding a "NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!" in the manner of Queen singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Well done for standing up to her. Enjoy your mini-break and fingers crossed it ends up in a BFP for you

Thanks JoeElliotsMullet - that's going round and round in my head now!

I have a friend who sounds incredibly similar to this, I think she has recently booked in for a boob job, could it be the same person or are there more of them haha

I would love to take a look Titzillas facebook page

I’d be tempted to ask those supporting her on FB why they didn’t offer to drive & collect her!

Sod it - I'm so fascinated by dear old Titzilla that I WILL go and drive her!

I can't wait to see what her next move will be.
She'll be furious when she reads about this thread in the Daily Mail.

Shamelessly place marking!

One of the few threads that I want to appear in the Daily Mail. I can't believe she's tried to wreck your relationship!

This might not be MN etiquette but I’ll ask anyway 😉 - can anyone summarise this for me from start to finish?
It sounds so intriguing but I really can’t face reading 39+ pages of threads!! Wish I’d seen it sooner! (Although I think I already know I’m on the side of OP! Is anyone not?!?)

@Scotland32 just read the turquoise comments from OP. That's the story. Doesn't take long.

I'm placemarking too, love this saga!!!

Enjoy your surprise Trip away with OH OP

Me too! I have tried quickly skimming the threads but didn’t catch the updates!

Op offered to take ex friend titzilla to boobjob in london 4 hra away. Took annual leave and needa to stay in hotel. Titzilla expects her to pay half for hotel and petrol etc. Op told titzilla where to go for many reasons one being she is ttc. Titzilla is threatening to sue op for £13000 she will lose if she cant get to op. Titzilla also slagged op on fbook, said she hoped she was infertile and made out the operation was for illness. Also then made fake profile on fbook and told her dh she was cheating.

Omg this thread! Have you tried the herb Agnus Casta for shortening your cycles. After coming off the pill my first cycle was about 70 days and about 3 days before that I started taking it, I’m not sure how long my cycle would have gone on for if I didn’t. My next cycle was 30 something then I got preggo on my third cycle. Good luck x x x

Even if no Titzilla update OP, we'd like to know where you end up going! Have fun

Placemarking...

Adding myself to the list of people willing to drive Titzilla wherever she needs to go just out of curiosity!

OP please do keep us abreast of the continuing batshit saga!

Don't forget the gem of a response from her dp to Titzilla the "friend" fake profile, "Thank you for letting me know, Titzilla" - at which point the fake profile was deleted

Very rude hurtful person. Have a nice time

How the hell did I miss this? Has anyone nominated it for classics yet?

Bookmarking and also to ask OP to let us know where this amazing DP takes you!