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TITZILLA 2: Implants, lawsuits & love affairs

616 replies

Welshgal1 · 10/05/2018 11:41

Back by popular demand... we're all this together now!

Original thread: I think my friend should pay, she thinks we should split it?http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/3240864-i-think-my-friend-should-pay-she-thinks-we-should-split-it

OP posts:
MyShinyWhiteTeeth · 10/05/2018 21:32

'Zillah Tatiana' sounds better.

SharronNeedles · 10/05/2018 21:37

Think you need to make a fake FB profile to stalk her. If she has hundreds of non-real friends then she's bound to accept you. You can buy into her bullshit too!

TitzillatheHun · 10/05/2018 21:38

OP I think I love you and your OH. Have a fab mini-break and do come back to let us know where you went!

megafatCEObaby · 10/05/2018 21:39

Following just incase there's another instalment on Tuesday Grin

Welshgal1 · 10/05/2018 21:58

Will let anyone know if anything changes.. however I'm suspicious she's caught on to how ridiculous she sounded and is retreating. Time will tell. Was really appreciating the distraction from all this ttc madness and how thought consuming and soul crushing it can be. First time me and OH have giggled that much since we started! Sigh Gin

OP posts:
HettySunshine · 10/05/2018 21:59

She just sounds like the most awful example of a human ever!

Also, who goes in to nearly £15k worth of debt for unnecessary surgery?!

Hard earned, my (unmodified) arse!!

PoorYorick · 10/05/2018 22:24

Also, who goes in to nearly £15k worth of debt for unnecessary surgery?!

That much really is entirely her business. She took out the loan, presumably she will pay it back, that's her call. It's not a moral issue.

Trying to get the OP to pay for it, though, being shitty when she refuses, essentially lying to everyone about OP, wishing infertility on her and attempting to sabotage her relationship? That's a moral issue.

3luckystars · 10/05/2018 22:26

Can you turn up and get the surgery instead? (If the money is going to waste anyway)

PoorYorick · 10/05/2018 22:42

Maybe you should send her a pair of melons with a note saying, "Sorry you lost out - compensation?"

(Don't actually do that.)

blinkowl · 10/05/2018 22:49

If friend has been fb deleted, I suspect Titzilla may have found this thread

Yes, I suspect this too!

emmyrose2000 · 10/05/2018 22:50

In one of your earlier posts you mentioned that your DH didn't like her from the beginning. Was there anything in particular that he picked up on, or was it, just her overall general toxicity?

DextroDependant · 10/05/2018 22:53

Even if Titzilla doesn't use mumsnet, it is possible some one else does and recognised her and sent her a link.

Welshgal1 · 10/05/2018 22:54

@emmyrose2000 She's very demanding, loud and always has to be centre of attention, I was aware but just used to it but he couldn't bare her from the start

OP posts:
snewname · 10/05/2018 23:19

Hi, Titty if you are reading.

PositivelyPERF · 10/05/2018 23:32

I think Titzilla is reading this thread to keep abreast of the situation. 😉

FinallyHere · 11/05/2018 00:11

Has this thread been nominated for MN classics yet? I'd do it my self, if i had any idea how to?

SteamTrainsRealAleandOpenFires · 11/05/2018 00:26

Click on report and then write "nominate for classics" please.

RuggerHug · 11/05/2018 00:26

I think if Titty has read this she is either so sick she would post 'her version' here or on the blocked fb. How often do these types have a realisation of 'maybe I am a cunt?'.

OP I'm glad you got the giggles. I know how much they're needed in times like this.

RoseWhiteTips · 11/05/2018 01:10

Serves her right if she has read about her pathetic behaviour on a public forum.

RoseWhiteTips · 11/05/2018 01:11

I mean if she has read on a public forum....etc

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 11/05/2018 08:47

She should have gone abroad for her surgery, I’ve a feeling Vlad and Vanka would have the necessary contacts...

DevilsDoorbell · 11/05/2018 10:46

Enjoy your few days away from all the madness

GnotherGnu · 11/05/2018 11:19

If she has all those FB followers, can't you nominate a rota of people to join and report back? I'm sure there'd be a few volunteers on this thread.

hellsbellsmelons · 11/05/2018 11:47

Wow - just caught up with all of this.
You and your OH sound fab.
Have a great trip and shag like rabbits!

jazzyjefff · 11/05/2018 12:35

I'll send her a Facebook request!! Lol

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