To ask what your wittering subject is?

[toomuchtooold]

Not exactly a TAAT but as we're talking about people who witter on about their totally random pet obsessions, do you fancy entertaining me (while I lie here suffering off some hideous lurgy) by telling me your pet thing that you witter on about?

For me it's probably animals. I find it really hard not to share the fact that I have seen a red kite/a woodpecker/next door's cat today. I'm so glad for Facebook now as I can post a picture of said wildlife and other people who give a shit can Like it. I don't know why I find them so fascinating really, maybe it's just that it's a damn sight more fun than talking about the news these days

Probably work.

I'm a teacher, so usually spend evenings moaning about school.

Politics.

Nail varnish and beauty products.

You don't want me wittering OP

Food. Cooking, recipes, supermarkets, cooking tv programmes etc
And thus why I’m fat

Musicals, sweets, grizzly crimes..bit of a combo!

My cat. My menopausal symptoms. Oh yes and laundry.

I’m so fucking boring.

The EU, the advertising industry and race issues.

Not sure I'd be the funnest at anyone's dinner party!

Work
The plots of IT & American Gods and how they have been ruined differ between book and film / tv adaptation
I'm also a Trekkie

I’m doing an MA and the dog is sick of hearing about my dissertation. Dh and dd got bored a while back so I try not to witter on about it too much, but the dPets are fair game 😂

Regional Chinese cuisine

People look at me like I’m mad when I start on.

It’s also my go to reading topic on slow days at work.

Ha! Its animals for me as well. The cinema has a beehive on the roof and you can go up and watch them (from behind glass). Literally nobody cares but it doesn't stop me telling them

Positive wittering - like you OP it is wildlife, birds - I have a brain full of random wildlife facts.

Negative wittering (the type that makes people look round for a means of escape) - the council's ineptitude with regard to waste collection (don't get me started) and cat's pooing in my garden (ditto don't mention gardens or cats or I'm off and ranting)

The dog often has to put up with my drivellings as the children will tell me to change the record

Ooh anything dog related, mainly about how much I love mine and all the things he gets up to!

Tv shows I love. I can talk for hours about Dr who, supernatural, friends, how I met your mother, big bang theory, Brooklyn nine nine, agents of shield. I could go on but I can imagine the glazed looks that I usually get

DH has started calling me 'mad bird lady' as I love watching the birds in the garden and providing a running commentary (usually to myself).

See now you all sound fascinating!

Celeb gossip, pop culture, film and media - love it!

Also, I just saw a sparrow!

Zombie films/books/anything. Love a good dead body eating people scenario!
And pointing out historical inaccuracies in film and TV my mother won't watch costume drama with me any more.

Serial killers. I'm grim to listen to if true crime isn't your thing.

My dog.
My crazy family.

Sheep and lambs.

I can witter on about absolutely anything especially subjects I know bugger all about

British history, 1440 - 1603.
Big Data (from a work perspective)
And, of course, horses!

Renovating my house - my family and friends must be soooo bored hearing me talk about it constantly. Its just when Im investing so much time and money its hard to talk about anything else.