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To ask you what is this?

105 replies

DontbeaDickaboutit · 17/03/2018 19:50

Posting here for traffic.... what is this please?

To ask you what is this?
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DontbeaDickaboutit · 17/03/2018 19:51

Extra pictures

To ask you what is this?
To ask you what is this?
OP posts:
DaveyouareanuttertwatDave · 17/03/2018 19:51

A tape measure

DontbeaDickaboutit · 17/03/2018 19:52

Dave, focus!

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MiddleClassProblem · 17/03/2018 19:53
Grin
JulietteBrioche · 17/03/2018 19:54

fleshlight?
part of a sculpture?
a flute type wind instrument?

FuzzyCustard · 17/03/2018 19:55

It's a little white cross in a black square.

DaveyouareanuttertwatDave · 17/03/2018 19:55

DontbeaDickaboutit - twas an attempt at humour! Blush
I think a musical instrument. Have you blown in it to see if it makes a nice sound?

CarpeVitam · 17/03/2018 19:55

Well, we know it's Hannah's

PutTheBunnyBackInTheBox · 17/03/2018 19:56

It looks like the devil holding a baseball bat.

MiddleClassProblem · 17/03/2018 19:56

Give it a blow, Hannah

DaveyouareanuttertwatDave · 17/03/2018 19:56

Hannah's sex toy

DontbeaDickaboutit · 17/03/2018 19:58

I know Dave! 😂

I reckon it's something to do with crafts of some sort?

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JulietteBrioche · 17/03/2018 19:58

it's not a dildo the tip is not an insertable shape.

JulietteBrioche · 17/03/2018 19:59

is it like an African or asian pestle and mortar? the pic could be clearer

PutTheBunnyBackInTheBox · 17/03/2018 19:59

Give it a blow, Hannah

Don't be smutty, Middle.

MiddleClassProblem · 17/03/2018 19:59

Unless the fist is the insertion end 😬

VioletCharlotte · 17/03/2018 19:59

Well it's a hand, holding something. Looks like there's meant to be something in the slots... no idea!

DaveyouareanuttertwatDave · 17/03/2018 20:00

JulietteBrioche - it's not a dildo the tip is not an insertable shape.
Hahaha quote of the day!

fzpotts · 17/03/2018 20:01

Cotton reel holder?

JulietteBrioche · 17/03/2018 20:02

violet slotty for your pleasure?

MiddleClassProblem · 17/03/2018 20:02

Something hanging?

SilverHairedCat · 17/03/2018 20:02

fleshlight 🤣

Candle holder?

MiddleClassProblem · 17/03/2018 20:02

It’s a merkin rack

elephantoverthehill · 17/03/2018 20:03

Is it a device to administer acupuncture to a dick?

gingergenius · 17/03/2018 20:04

No idea but the replies are hilarious!

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