To ask you what is this?

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Posting here for traffic.... what is this please?

Is it a willy measuring device?!

Business card holder?

We need more photos! Apart from an instrument of torture... I have no idea. Where did you get it???

It looks like some sort of hybrid of pop up pirate, and an anal intrusion device.

Pop up pervert?

Musical instrument? Is it made of wood, it could be a wood block that you hit with a stick, a sort of percussion instrument.

It's driving me mad now trying to work out what it is! It's got to be some kind of toy... sexual or otherwise??

Wait, is the red hand part of the thing or are you holding it wearing very kinky latex gloves?

Thanks to pps I now want a merkin rack and a pop up pervert

Like, crochet something something

Its a clock.

You put a lit candle inside and it burns down a hole every hour.

www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/

They'll figure it out for you.

Complicated bong?

Can we have some more pics

What the shit is a merkin rack? It's not mine... I have no idea what it is either so can't solve the mystery for you....

A merkin is a pubic wig. Therefore a merkin rack is somewhere to hang your collection, obvs!

More pics....

Oh, thanks Ryder!!! No, it's not that 😂

Incense stick holder ?

Broken vase

It's a baton holder for a runner without an arm!

Is it a penis. Its been ever so long, fnaar.

If you don’t know what it is then how can you say it’s not a merkin rack?

What's at the hand end - is it supposed to be stood up? Is the other end open? What's it made of?

Looks vaguely like some kind of percussion instrument..

Sumat to do with Morris dancing I chinny reckon... 🤔

What is a Merkin Rack?