To ask you what is this?

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Posting here for traffic.... what is this please?

Haha! Just read the comment offering up an explanation

It's a bird apartment. The holes are the doors, the slits are widows

Honestly, its a clock . Its a variation of this www.google.co.uk/search?client=ms-android-samsung&dcr=0&biw=412&bih=358&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=mIGtWuLDMs-HmwWy3L7QCg&q=antique+ceramic+candle+clock&oq=antique+ceramic+candle+clock&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3...77982.86230..86891...0....148.1591.17j2..........1..mobile-gws-wiz-img.......41j30i10.vaDqeRpSads%3D#imgrc=J--UOy6kW8_HvM:

Link fail.

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Where did you find it?!

But some of us don't want it to be a clock. We want it to be a MERKIN RACK

But some of us don't want it to be a clock. We want it to be a MERKIN RACK but, but, but its worth more money as a clock........

but, but, but its worth more money as a clock are you sure? Merkin racks are quite rare and sort after.

You know this because you have experience in selling both weird red hand clocks and merkin racks, reinette. You've lived a far more interesting like than I....

life*...and add in the missing ? and

Merkin racks are quite rare and sort after Ive never sold one so maybe you're right. A merkin rack might be really rare and expensive so perhaps it is worth more as one 🤔

money isn't everything you know. there is novelty and fun, and I bet merkins aren't cheap nowadays. I don't suppose they ever were. I expect they were frippery for the rich centuries ago.

@Ryder63 imagine how many merkins rampant rabbits you could buy if you sold the clock .....

Is it a clock? Is it though? Really?

No good being snippy about merkins Don't beadick, one of the designers in French fashion week featured them. We'll all be fluffing up our merkins and buying handcrafted merkin racks off Facebook by the autumn.

I expect they were frippery for the rich centuries ago. Frippery! FRIPPERY! They are absolutely essential when one has highlights/ lowlights or just bleaches or goes all goth. The collars and cuffs must match, don't ye know?

It’s perfect for it. There’s room for the standard set of blonde, red and brunette with and extra slot for a fun colour and then one at the bottom for extra large, full coverage fluff.

They have fabulous ones on Etsy

So fanny wig or clock.... well done team!

Whatever the hell it is, this thread is hilarious! Shamelessly placemarking as I really need a laugh tonight!

A fanny wig holder...

It's a MNHQ PBP detector, disguised as a clock, which in turn, times how long your Merkin has been on the Merkin Rack.

Hmmmm interesting, viques and elephant...... one way to protest the current shaven pubes fashion would be to go full merkin - a range to match hair, clothes, make up, a seasonal range...necessitating MERKIN RACKS!

FANNY WIG? How common!

I saw this on the facebook craft group