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To wish a CBEEBIES character DEAD

136 replies

likeacrow · 12/03/2018 18:25

Bing: some kind of child rabbit with a weird old man sock puppet who follows him around as his full time carer. For the uninitiated, his escapades mainly involve him whinging and moaning about some shit like dropping an ice cream or finding a weird potato or wanting a plaster...
Surely THE most annoying TV character ever to be dreamt up. He's such a whiny little nobhead! Unfortunately my almost 1 year old bloody loves him. Sometimes it's the only way I can get her to eat her tea, by having this idiot on the tele.
He makes me feel genuine anger.
Give me Peppa any day of the week over this needy dickhead.
Anyone else...?

OP posts:
BigFatGoalie · 12/03/2018 18:27

I clicked on your link ONLY to type Bing.
YADNBU

ElephantsYeah · 12/03/2018 18:38

Can your hit squad target postman pat next?

SharronNeedles · 12/03/2018 18:40

1000000% agree. Hate him.
Fortunately 1 of the 2 episodes on each morning (after teletubbies, around 7.10am) has been replaced with a monkey thing so only half the amount of bing to deal with.

Wtf is flop??

Fix it flop!!

Tidypidy · 12/03/2018 18:40

Tree fu Tom is on my hit list along with Bing, Peter Rabbit and Kate and Minmin.

frasier · 12/03/2018 18:41

Night Garden, the lot of them please. I don't even know what they are called - the plinky plonky whoopsie wiggle prats.

MyKingdomForBrie · 12/03/2018 18:41

I can’t get too wound up about Bing. I would like to know who the sock man cater thing is though.

BaronessBomburst · 12/03/2018 18:42

There's a poster with a name along the lines of BeingATwatIsABingThing. I nod every time I see them.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 12/03/2018 18:43

I used to love Postman Pat. He was my first crush.Grin.

SharronNeedles · 12/03/2018 18:44

My mum assumed bing and flip were a gay couple until she heard bing speak

GrannyGrissle · 12/03/2018 18:44

Bing needs snaring. Rude whining wussie drama queen. I'll be your alibi OP if you kill off that verminous little shit.

likeacrow · 12/03/2018 18:45

ElephantsYeah I don't mind a bit of Postman Pat!
Frasier you made me lol Grin

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RoughPatchMum · 12/03/2018 18:45

I fucking hate Bing with a passion, YADNBU. The voice grates on me soooo bad. If DS ever starts whining like that I will need to find a Flop equivalent to take him.

lostmyfeckingkeysagain · 12/03/2018 18:45

Clicked on thread hoping someone else has murderous thoughts about Topsy and Tim's Mum. She's just so fucking smug. Every time she says "twintastic Topsy and twintabulous Tim" I do a mini-sick in my mouth.

mrspapalazarou · 12/03/2018 18:47

Yes I vote Postman Pat too, he's so useless but everyone thinks he's great.

I can't stand it when Ben phones him with a special delivery - he specifically asks "how soon can you get here?" To which Pat always replies "I'm on my way".

That's not what he asked you you moron! 10mins? 20mins? 3hours? Answer the man Angry

AttillaThePun · 12/03/2018 18:47

YADNBU.

Ugh.

I'm also really creeped out by the weird floating yoga-doing wotsits. (shudder)

Funnyface1 · 12/03/2018 18:47

My ds had moved on from bing but my dd is now watching it. Watched "mural" the other day and had the rage, he drives me mad.

AverageSnowflake · 12/03/2018 18:49

Bing is dreadful! Worst shite on CBeebies.

MissWilmottsGhost · 12/03/2018 18:49

I can deal with Bing.

It's Justin I want to strangle Angry

WeeCheekyBird · 12/03/2018 18:52

Bing and Peter Rabbit belong in a stew.

Topsy and Tim are little smart arses too. And that's before I get started on their parents and gran.

I'm fact the teapot travels lot need banished too.

Cbeebies makes me inwardly despair in general.. But WeeCheekyChick loves it 😒

PragmaticWench · 12/03/2018 18:54

Topsy and Tim's mum.
The waybaloos.
All of In The Night Garden.

I'd rather eat sick than suffer them again.

Pinkvoid · 12/03/2018 18:55

I don’t mind Bing although I wish he’d speak in correct English Grin.

It’s Topsy and Tim and their parents for me, they’re insufferably smug.

dingdongdigeridoo · 12/03/2018 19:02

I just knew it’d be Bing. And yes to Topsy and Tim’s mum. She’s the sort of mum you’d be stuck talking to at the school gate and she’d use her mum voice on you.

I also nominate Teal from Abney and Teal. She just has an awful baby talk voice.

ShutUpRobert · 12/03/2018 19:02

Tipsy and Tom's dad is sexy.

T2517 · 12/03/2018 19:04

Tree Fu Tom and a lot of the letters from alphablocks get my vote

Amanduh · 12/03/2018 19:05

I quite like Bing.
I’d rather watch 100000 episodes than another one of The Bloody Pig

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