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To wish a CBEEBIES character DEAD

136 replies

likeacrow · 12/03/2018 18:25

Bing: some kind of child rabbit with a weird old man sock puppet who follows him around as his full time carer. For the uninitiated, his escapades mainly involve him whinging and moaning about some shit like dropping an ice cream or finding a weird potato or wanting a plaster...
Surely THE most annoying TV character ever to be dreamt up. He's such a whiny little nobhead! Unfortunately my almost 1 year old bloody loves him. Sometimes it's the only way I can get her to eat her tea, by having this idiot on the tele.
He makes me feel genuine anger.
Give me Peppa any day of the week over this needy dickhead.
Anyone else...?

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Sneezeandooops · 12/03/2018 20:51

I think I hate most of it but deffo prefer cbeebies to citv ...... barely naked animals wtf is that about.

Really like twirlywoos and hey duggie the songs are so catchy.
Bing is just a pest, whine whine moan moan. Waiting for the day flop tells him to fucking do one.

ReanimatedSGB · 12/03/2018 20:52

Ah, DS is now too old for CBeebies but I used to fucking loathe Waybaloo and the simpering pink pixies doing yoga. And 'Granny' Murray, who was supposed to be a Gran despite being all of 36...

CuppaSarah · 12/03/2018 21:02

My toddler hates Bing, with a passion I have only ever seen matched in this thread. If dd dares to try and watch it. He screams, bursts into angry tears, then turns the tv off screaming 'NOOOO NOOO NONONONONO'

He's not scared of Bing, he just hates him. I quite like Bing.

Celticlassie · 12/03/2018 21:02

I hate Bing. And the way he talks is just dreadful. But not as much as I hate Justin/Mr Tumble. That stupid gurney voice. And he seems to always be on. Every time I change the channel to CBeebies there he is. Angry

ohcheeseandrice · 12/03/2018 21:05

I hate bing to! Anyone fancy a petition?

Justin can do one, he's like my kid's hero. I mean wtf, he's like a bad penny always showing up

I love baby jake and I do like hey duggee but I was wondering the other day how i would feel if ds came home and told me his scouts teacher made them give him a bath Hmm

Needanothercat · 12/03/2018 21:20

@ohcheeseandrice 😂😂😂

I can tolerate Bing, I think he's a whingey knob but I can tolerate it.
The ones I hate with a passion are Tree Fu Tom, Mr Tumble, Topsy and Tim and their smug mother, Tea cup travels and the aunt with her creepy eyes, and Pablo. Fucking Pablo. I can't stand that one.

I quite like Tinga, Clangers and Sarah and duck.

Mamadothehump · 12/03/2018 21:23

I'm so happy to be out of CBeebies days. Unfortunately I now have to listen to crappy American shit on the Disney channel!!!

ThursdayLastWeek · 12/03/2018 21:30

I can handle watching Bing, but I would like some of whatever Flop is taking.

Peter Rabbit and his cronies make me cross as fuck. They are STEALING. Stealing. Outrageous little thieves.

But when I saw the title I immediately thought Waffle the god awful Dog and the moronic family he’s wheedled himself into.

DaveyouareanuttertwatDave · 12/03/2018 21:39

I cannot stand great aunt Lizzie from tea cup travels. Whenever she says "cheery bye" I want to smash my own head repeatedly into the TV just to make it stop.

DaveyouareanuttertwatDave · 12/03/2018 21:40

And I want to find her house and smash up all her teacups

Lizzie48 · 12/03/2018 21:42

I'm definitely relieved not to have to put up with CBeebies anymore! My DDs now think it's babyish lol. Justin Fletcher was the worst, especially Mr Tumble. I also hated Justin's House and the waste of food.

Another character I hated was Archie in Balamory, with PC Plum almost as annoying!! Grin

Doobedoobedoobedoobedoobe · 12/03/2018 21:43

I was clicking to type YANBU if it's bing.

FlashTheSloth · 12/03/2018 21:48

I'm surprised Little Roy never comes up on these threads. What in gods name is that all about!? Do they only get crack heads to dream up CBeebies programmes?

Bing is an obnoxious twat. Along with Peppa tbh. She needs to be bacon

I recommend Hurrah For Gin's take on the Twintabulous Topsy and Tim, the world's oldest preschoolers. these episodes should be made.

FlashTheSloth · 12/03/2018 21:52

For those who hate Topsy and Time this is brilliant!

MadRainbow · 12/03/2018 21:53

I knew you would say Bing YADNBU. I would also like to know what hypnosis they put in Night Garden to put me to sleep but not my child...

MadRainbow · 12/03/2018 21:55

And totally forgot to add Baby Jake, he actually freaks me out with that creepy rabbit they have

Baubletrouble43 · 12/03/2018 21:57

na, Peppas a gobby little brat. Cannot stand her!

Tinyprancer · 12/03/2018 21:57

Little Roy us fucking weird

The Dad in Waffle can do one

Bing. Appalling. shut up and if you do speak at least speak properly you turd

Usedaname01 · 12/03/2018 22:02

The thing that annoys me about any kids tv is how repetitive it is, they never seem to just get to the point. Yet it's the only thing that will hold my DD's attention for more than a few minutes

Lizzie48 · 12/03/2018 22:09

Oh, another one I really can't stand is Andy from 'Andy's Wild Adventures' or 'Andy's Dinosaur Adventures. Or Mr Maker! He really irritates me!! Grin

MiddleClassProblem · 12/03/2018 22:09

Padget

HughLauriesStubble · 12/03/2018 22:11

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tigercub50 · 12/03/2018 22:17

Surely Granny Murray was older than 36?

dingdongdigeridoo · 12/03/2018 22:18

Justin might be a wee bit egotistical. All those shows and he plays most of the characters. I imagine if you go to his house there are just pictures of himself everywhere.

My autistic DS bloody loves him though and he does have an amazing way of getting through to him. But aaaaagh.

Jaxtellerswife · 12/03/2018 22:23

Ahh I saw Justin at butlins and he was moved to tears by all the children there singing with him. He did three extra songs. I wasn't a fan before but he converted me that day
Seeing mr bloom in September. I used to be coolHmmnot anymore