To declare it my sarcastic response to every thread ?

[Meandmy4]

Right MN ive gushed loads about how much of a crutch/soul saving place you are !
Belly laughed at ELK penguin bollards mexican house and shit my pants on the woooo thread !
Last few days it seems my light hearted tongue in cheek (dark) sense of (warped) humour has been ignored or a thread made about it !... onwards and upwards i say though !
Ive read nasty un needed comments regarding speelllin abreveationsz wrong use of words
I dont like it ,what has happened to lifting each other, moral support , hand holding ?... ohhh its "cringe" ! 🖕🏻
This is not nice behaviour and i dont honestly know why it would really matter but today i feel people coukd do with A sprinkle of my uneducated immature chavs sense of humour and bantz !
I am sorry , i do not wish or want to offend anybody but im off to lighten up mumsnet wish me luck
Xxxxxx

Lovely

Eh?

Morning hun xxxx lovez ya babez

Hear hear

Bantz away!

I could do with it today as my tongue is swelling from having to bite it when DSS GF gets him to buy a high £000 coat he doesn't bloody need. (Breathes out heavily)

You okay hun? PM me xx

Fucks sake . I can’t understand most of your inane ranting.

Flouncer’s corner is that way —->

"It" is going to be your sarcastic response to every thread?

Someone got out of bed the wrong side today... or maybe you got out of the wrong bed!

I keep wanting to do Mum jokes particular on the more mundane threads about domestic life advise.

“Your mum’s garden has no access” etc. There’s a few AIBU’s I want to go for too but I would be some kind of troll and have to restrain myself.

Hiiiii
Its not going to be sarcastic actually now changed ma mind int i !
I hope you all know i am being super sarcastic and tongue in cheek with everything yes .... ? Some dont get my humour

Oh well

to use alls x

Oh God! Another one.

Have you considered not hiding behind inane sarcasm and responding to threads in an honest, considered and adult manner?

Maybs?

I do take your point. However please don't use textspeak, it makes the board hard to access for those who use a reader. Thank you.

I'll admit to being a bit hungover but I can't make head nor tail of this thread.

I thought the opening post might explain what the title actually means but if it does, I really can't see it

Will somebody please explain what the OP is on about?

You've lost me completely and I'm sober. Is there a plain English translation available? I might agree with you, I might not, but I really have no idea because it makes no sense to me

Oh thank god it's not just me.

Hair of the dog anyone?

I'm still trying to work out what your sarcastic response to every thread is going to be, OP!

What are you talking about ?

WTF is OP talking about?

Hiiiiii x
Yes have spent last four weeks replying as you describe thank you x

Sorry pp will not use text speak any longer x

Lucky hungover hope you had a lovely time x

Bottom line is mumsnet is the most amazing place and has really helped and encouraged me through dark times of late. That being said last few days have seen in horrid threads regarding class , the way people post, spellings, grammer ect. Its nasty and rude why is there a need for these kinds of threads, we should be helping comforting uplifiting advising ect surely ? According to aforementioned threads by ending a comment with a x is immature and uneducated
Comforting and offering hand holding to op in distress is "cringe" so sod all that caper im on a tongue in cheek mission to liven it up a bit.
Xx

Pps .... my op was supposed to be like that

But why are you ending all your sentences with a kiss?

Who are you kissing? You don't know the people who are reading your posts and you're not personally replying to somebody.