To declare it my sarcastic response to every thread ?

[Meandmy4]

Right MN ive gushed loads about how much of a crutch/soul saving place you are !
Belly laughed at ELK penguin bollards mexican house and shit my pants on the woooo thread !
Last few days it seems my light hearted tongue in cheek (dark) sense of (warped) humour has been ignored or a thread made about it !... onwards and upwards i say though !
Ive read nasty un needed comments regarding speelllin abreveationsz wrong use of words
I dont like it ,what has happened to lifting each other, moral support , hand holding ?... ohhh its "cringe" ! 🖕🏻
This is not nice behaviour and i dont honestly know why it would really matter but today i feel people coukd do with A sprinkle of my uneducated immature chavs sense of humour and bantz !
I am sorry , i do not wish or want to offend anybody but im off to lighten up mumsnet wish me luck
Xxxxxx

I'd save yourself the bother Op.

You cannot dictate how others reply.

It's etc btw.

Some dont get my humour

Humour?

Is this thread available with subtitles for the Hard of Understanding?

So you've been using this forum for a few weeks and now you're telling people how you think they should be using it?

Oh dear that's not going to go down well OP.

You're an adult, you know what the internet is like. It's just like RL in the sense that it's not all sparkly unicorns and lemonade.

Just stick to the threads/reply to posts that you find acceptable and ignore or report the rest.

Just ignore the kind of threads you're talking about in that case. When you've been on here a while you'll be able to pick up from the thread title which ones they are & not even need to go onto them

Seriously it is just an Internet forum. It really doesn’t matter in the whole scheme of things.

"im on a tongue in cheek mission"

What is a tongue in cheek mission? Sorry I don't understand.

I don't understand.

OP makes a post asking everyone to be nicer, everyone brings their bitch side out in response.

I don't think sarcastic means what you think it means.

Are you drunk already?

today i feel people coukd do with A sprinkle of my uneducated immature chavs sense of humour and bantz !

ESD is that you?

You're an odd egg

Lots of MNers have English as a 2nd (3rd, or 4th too) language; writing clearly helps everyone as the meaning is more apparent.
Text speak has never been acceptable here- as pp said, those using screen readers struggle, and it's not difficult to write out "have" or "right" in full, is it?

Kisses? Just no!

Thanks guys x
Speeling mistakes and x are on purpose
Im very aware of the meaning of sarcasm but thank you anyway x
If i want to put a kiss i will pp its the only kisses ill be giving out for the very long forseeable (aside from dcs obviously) x
Idiotic ...incomprehensible... childish ...such a beautifully un offensive way to put it here is a you deserve it also thank you i do try x

I do not drink thank you ...actually i do but not alcohol so am most certainly not drunk thank you x

I shall now retreat to my home made bed sheet fort with crayons,pva and pinking sheers in tow x

today i feel people coukd do with A sprinkle of my uneducated immature chavs sense of humour and bantz !

sounds a bit boring though?

I don't think you would know real banter even if it jumped up and bit you on your arse

Maybe you should not think then problem solved !

I shall now retreat to my home made bed sheet fort with crayons,pva

Pva? Are you on glue?

I'm a bit lost on this one, can anyone translate for me, what is the post about?

Chav?

So, I’m waiting to hear what this sarcastic response you’re declaring for every thread actually is, OP.