To declare it my sarcastic response to every thread ?

[Meandmy4]

Right MN ive gushed loads about how much of a crutch/soul saving place you are !
Belly laughed at ELK penguin bollards mexican house and shit my pants on the woooo thread !
Last few days it seems my light hearted tongue in cheek (dark) sense of (warped) humour has been ignored or a thread made about it !... onwards and upwards i say though !
Ive read nasty un needed comments regarding speelllin abreveationsz wrong use of words
I dont like it ,what has happened to lifting each other, moral support , hand holding ?... ohhh its "cringe" ! 🖕🏻
This is not nice behaviour and i dont honestly know why it would really matter but today i feel people coukd do with A sprinkle of my uneducated immature chavs sense of humour and bantz !
I am sorry , i do not wish or want to offend anybody but im off to lighten up mumsnet wish me luck
Xxxxxx

Are you on glue?

Well, I, erm... no.

Maybe if we were all on glue it would be clearer?

Makes me want to be on glue.

Thank you all, really appreciated lovely comments
I am not so self indulgent that i think im being witty or whatever lovely comment was
With regards to the "kids" names i do hope that that was not aimed at me,as that would seriously be a new low.
"Odd egg" in your opinion yes and your welcome to it x
These glue comments ?... because i said i was taking pva crayons etc in to a fort ?...was trying to make a collective
You know what forget it !

Some dont get my humour

No it's just that you're not funny.

mean you clearly don't know MN as well as you think you do if you don't understand my glue question.
As for PVA crayons in a fort; won't somebody think of the children, and at least give them some cutted up pear.

I think the glue question was actually very applicable seeing as op isn't making that much sense.

Have you considered cancelling the cheque?

Mumsnet has had an unwritten rule not to use anything less than the perfect English you would submit your thesis in for years. Huns has become an unflattering description of the rival site netmums.
I do think it would be a great idea to have a standard sarcastic response for all threads though. Mine would be Meh

Posts commenting on spelling and grammar are not nasty, they are giving the poster a chance to learn something, improve themselves and stop looking like uneducated fools. They should thank anyone who offers them this help.

U wot m8?

YANBU

What was the question again?

Welcome back Sharon. All of MN has missed your 'sense of humour'.

Jesus fucking Christ........

Nope. Sorry.

OP, you've been on MN a few weeks and have autocratically decided to tell everyone how they must use the forum and you can't understand why that would go down like a cup of cold sick?

You say you are on a mission to lighten everything up and then post frankly incomprehensible nonsense that is impossible to understand let alone respond to.

There are plenty of lighthearted threads and areas on MN and equally there are plenty of threads and areas of support.

It is difficult to read tone on posts and because of that if your humour falls flat you just have to accept that either people don't share your sense of humour or they are misinterpreting the style in which it is delivered.

If there is a thread you don't like or don't like comments on threads, hide the thread.

Has anybody actually worked out what the OP is declaring as her sarcastic response?

OK. Who has the gin?

English is my first language and I'm from the generation that invented text speak but I have no idea what is going on here.

I had hoped that this thread would have a translation by now. Still lost.

Still confused by most of it but:

i do not wish or want to offend anybody

Your posts do make it sound a little like you are trying to offend plenty on people on MN.

In which case, if you don't like it here, no one is twisting your arm behind your back.

Oh dear.