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TO not go on family weekend away?

388 replies

Onthedowns · 18/01/2018 21:46

My brother and brother in law turning 30 this year, their girlfriend and wife said about hiring a large house for te noihydc

OP posts:
ImperfectTents · 19/01/2018 13:48

This sounds very familiar haven't you posted about te noihydc before?why didn't you take the good advise offered then and try a longe one. Seriously how many times do I have to read a thread about te noihydc
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BarbaraofSevillle · 19/01/2018 13:51

Come to think of it OP, I think I might of te noihydc with your DH a few years ago. Sorry!

PortiaCastis · 19/01/2018 13:55

Is there a cure for it, is it an sti, will strong anti biotics help?

GrumpyOldBlonde · 19/01/2018 14:04

The last time I indulged in a bit of te noihydc, I ended up having to get a course of strong antibiotics and Canesten cream from the doctor

You didn't take the usual safety measures, you can't mess about with te noihydc and must take care, stay safe is the first rule with te noihydc

PanPanPanPing · 19/01/2018 14:05

i think the pronunciation might be found in the Finnish language - although I'm not suggesting for a moment that our lovely Finnish friends would indulge in such depravity!

Bumblesnuff4Crimpysnitch · 19/01/2018 14:08

We need PHOTOS!!
Or it didn't happen OP!

bilbodog · 19/01/2018 14:49

Photos and a diagram please 😂😂😂

Loyaultemelie · 19/01/2018 15:04

Well I've heard of keeping it in the family but really Shock

GammaDelta · 19/01/2018 17:09

I have googled but can't find ant explanation to what this te nohydic thing is

speakout · 19/01/2018 17:14

gamma- it's not in the insect section of google.

Try looking for unusual adult practices.

PanPanPanPing · 19/01/2018 17:20

I think that you need to search on Goggle - not Google!

Lweji · 19/01/2018 18:19

I have googled but can't find ant explanation to what this te nohydic thing is

That's how I found the Reddit thread. Glitterball

GurlwiththeCurl · 19/01/2018 19:10

Is te noihydc suitable for vegans? Only my friend is visiting and I don’t want to upset her. DH and I haven’t te noihydc for at least ten years and we are thinking of trying this weekend.

GurlwiththeCurl · 19/01/2018 19:13

Sadly, DH lost a tooth the last time we te noihydc and DS1 still has a friction burn. I went white overnight.

I had to burn the diary.

GammaDelta · 19/01/2018 19:32

Searched for unusual sex practices te noihydc ... got enlightenment about a lot of things except te noihydc ...

GammaDelta · 19/01/2018 19:37

I give up.....

Ellendegeneres · 19/01/2018 19:53

Probably for the best gamma
Some things you’re better off not knowing.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 19/01/2018 20:00

Apparently even Helen Mirren does it, so it's not such a niche thing these days

QueenoftheSilverDollar12 · 19/01/2018 20:01

My next door neighbours go on holiday every year to te noihydc. They love it and the hotel is five star all inclusive 😃

Roussette · 19/01/2018 20:02

Gsmma we try to keep away from t'internet, us that partake of it

Lweji · 19/01/2018 20:03

Apparently even Helen Mirren does it, so it's not such a niche thing these days

Yes, but she does it better, and with such class.

speakout · 19/01/2018 20:05

And to the poster who asked if it was vegan- yes it is as long as you don't use a lanolin cream.

GammaDelta · 19/01/2018 20:33

Hi Ellendegeneres
Yes i guess so my luge will end wothout knowing what is ty y.. hy... dyyy... my...

Hi Roussette
I think google needs to get its game up... Or down... or somewhere in between

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 19/01/2018 20:41

Lweji are you being sarcastic? Have you seen her te nohydc face?

I see it every night. Every time I close my eyes. Sad

52FestiveRoad · 19/01/2018 21:00

I think it might be an anglicisation of a Japanese phrase actually (Linguistics graduate here)