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TO not go on family weekend away?

388 replies

Onthedowns · 18/01/2018 21:46

My brother and brother in law turning 30 this year, their girlfriend and wife said about hiring a large house for te noihydc

OP posts:
JakeBallardswife · 22/01/2018 20:37

Oh BougieQueen you especially should know. We like it your way too Wink

MrsWineasaurus · 22/01/2018 20:40

This has kept me amused 😂😂😂

xXKXx · 22/01/2018 20:45

I really don't know what* te noihydc* means, I've googled it and nothing's coming up? Confused

GreenTulips · 22/01/2018 20:52

IF you have to google .... it's really not for you ...

MushroomSoup · 22/01/2018 20:57

I’m a primary school head and I made sure there was a little te noihydc in my ofsted inspection last week. Got me a resounding ‘requires improvement’ but with a GOOD for leadership 😉

hmmwhatatodo · 22/01/2018 21:01

Mushroom soup. You do realise that if you had involved the parents in te noihydc you probably would have managed a ‘good’ overall. Might I suggest a coffee morning on the subject and perhaps a bit of te noihydc cpd for all staff?

Lweji · 22/01/2018 21:03

MushroomSoup

I could recommend a good te noihydc training course. I'm sure you'd get Outstanding next time.

MiddleClassProblem · 22/01/2018 21:03

Bloody hell! Te noihydc at primary schools? Do they wear the proper outfits and everything?

Lweji · 22/01/2018 21:05

It's not as developed as in universities, but it can be adapted, if you know how to do it.

MushroomSoup · 22/01/2018 21:14

I have the outfit now and the headless so I’m sure my next inspector will LOVE it.

MushroomSoup · 22/01/2018 21:15

I have the headress
Obviously headless te noihydc has no place in a primary school.

ScreamingValenta · 22/01/2018 21:24

Headless te noihydc has always been a step too far for me, Mushroom, but each to their own.

DamsonGin · 22/01/2018 21:28

I still ache, think I might have strained something.

Lweji · 22/01/2018 21:30

A strained te noihydc can be extremely painful. Flowers

GrooovyLass · 22/01/2018 22:41

If you have to strain to te noihydc you haven't warmed up properly.

DamsonGin · 22/01/2018 23:12

I suspect I may also be using the colander incorrecly.

EnidButton · 23/01/2018 00:37

Has any tried changing their diet to help with te noihydc? I was thinking about eliminating carrots and lettuce for a couple of months before the annual Birmingham NEC te noihydc Show but don't know if it's one of those fashionable fads. I prefer traditional te noihydc so dietry changes might be pointless for me personally.

EnidButton · 23/01/2018 00:38

Sorry OP, slightly derailing there.

Wingedharpy · 23/01/2018 02:35

Is partaking of te n permitted at this time of night, while wearing fishing waders?
Just asking for a friend.

HandMsMonkey · 23/01/2018 02:41

Ooh I'd forgotten about te noihydc! Fun times....

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 23/01/2018 03:50

Thanks Panpan! Grin

pinkpantsrock · 23/01/2018 05:31

wtf is Te noyhidc?

Mandatorymongoose · 23/01/2018 05:57

Oh god. This thread has brought back the most embarrassing memories of te noihydc, a fish slice and an unfortunately timed visit by the owners of the Mexican villa we were staying in.
Can I please advise anyone trying this to ensure they're not unexpectedly interrupted. 111's advice on the subject was NOT helpful and I think I still have a scar Blush

falang · 23/01/2018 06:04

This thread is going to turn up in the Daily Mail. They love it when they hear about a bit of noihydc going on behind closed doors.

Lweji · 23/01/2018 07:48

Is partaking of te n permitted at this time of night, while wearing fishing waders?

That's a contentious issue. Many people frown on it. But te noihydc purists say it's allowed, just as long as you respect te tjskoev as well.