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TO not go on family weekend away?

388 replies

Onthedowns · 18/01/2018 21:46

My brother and brother in law turning 30 this year, their girlfriend and wife said about hiring a large house for te noihydc

OP posts:
fruitpastille · 18/01/2018 22:20

Te noihydc with your brother in law? Seriously? You need to go NC.

speakout · 18/01/2018 22:22

I think everyone is being really harsh here.

The OP has asked for some advice and everyone has jumped on her.

OP this is your call, but te noihydc left me quite sore and we had to get the carpet cleaners in.

kittensinmydinner1 · 18/01/2018 22:22

screaming , that where we differ. We te noihydc last year, but I insisted on a castle with its own moat. Nothing less would suffice. No moat no te noihydc... DH knows this, so is happy to sort the right gaff.

MrTrebus · 18/01/2018 22:23

Best thread ever

AgentProvocateur · 18/01/2018 22:26

I’m jealous of all of you who have done Te Noihydc. It’s not legal in Scotland. Sad

wellhonestly · 18/01/2018 22:26

MrTrebus I agree - was going to nominate for Classics already but have got my hands full with te noihydc right now.

Moussemoose · 18/01/2018 22:27

Well it's that time of night. te noihydc time!

Shhhh don't tell anyone.

SavoyCabbage · 18/01/2018 22:28

Did they now? The cheeky feckers. They are after some Te noihydc action and are suggesting a house share holiday as a way of covering the costs. We've all been there. Tell them you've booked a table at Pizza Express.

FizzyGreenWater · 18/01/2018 22:28

God I work with the Janet of te noihydc! Nothing she doesn't know about it. And I can't even imagine her trying it with her BIL looking on. You need to nip this in the bud.

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MrTrebus · 18/01/2018 22:28

@wellhonestlg crying with laughter now!

MadMags · 18/01/2018 22:28

Get it logged with 101

MrTrebus · 18/01/2018 22:29

Oh shit I meant @wellhonestly stupid clumsy te noihydc!

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 18/01/2018 22:29

Don't whatever you do try it in a car, the gearshift gets in the way.

cathycake · 18/01/2018 22:30

You only live once op. Don't cancel just enjoy te noihydc but make sure that you take plenty of dnyghks with you .

Chesntoots · 18/01/2018 22:30

Nobody does te noihydc like a Yorkshire lass, I can tell you!!!!

FizzyGreenWater · 18/01/2018 22:32

Still a capital offence on the Isle of Man apparently Agent ! No conviction since 1894 though - a certain Henry Biggum, caught doing te noihydc in the church porch during evensong Confused ☹️

leaveituntiltomorrow · 18/01/2018 22:33

I’m alarmed at how mainstream te noihydc seems to have become. What has become of the world Sad

Or am I horribly out of touch?

NerrSnerr · 18/01/2018 22:34

All the cool wives are out on Mumsnet again Hmm. I would LTB if he even mentioned Te noihydc .

NotCornflakes · 18/01/2018 22:36

Are you kidding Agent Provocateur? I'm in Scotland. Shit. I could lose my job if anyone finds out. Really not worth it for ten minutes of te noihydc.

jayho · 18/01/2018 22:39

We need a diagram.

BrightLightsandBlackHoles · 18/01/2018 22:39

Te noihydc or not te noihydc, that is the question Confused. It's a dilemma we've all faced.

Fwend · 18/01/2018 22:39

Is MIL going too?

Careful if so; a friend of mine never got over hers hearing them mid-noihydc.

JakeBallardswife · 18/01/2018 22:43

After the noihydc I sleep through the night, my insomnia is cured!

mimibunz · 18/01/2018 22:45

I actually just googled te noihydc. Blush