TO not go on family weekend away?

[Onthedowns]

My brother and brother in law turning 30 this year, their girlfriend and wife said about hiring a large house for te noihydc

crying laughing. amazing thread.

Why do people today feel the need for all this te noihydc nonsense?

A quick wipe round, then lights out, used to be good enough, but oh no, now you've got to te noihydc. No wonder the world's gone to pot.

I missed out on Te Noihydc in my youth, always to scared to try new things- lurking for tips. Also, is it better away from home?

Why hasn't op come back, laughing ?

AnyFucker for god's sake woman. Don't disturb an OP when they are - well, you know. You do know. You're going to make me say it, aren't you? Te Noihydcing behind closed doors

You don't want to be that CFN, do you?

As long as you all have a beaker of water by the bed, you'll be fine, trust me.

im crying laughing at this thread

A penis beaker is recommended for that kind of thing

Any update, OP? Hope you're ok.

With a case of te noihydc I definitely wouldn’t hesitate I’d go straight to A&E, be prepared for some awkward questions though.

Do people really te noihydc with family members?!!! I don't know whether to be shocked or impressed

I think you're very wise to not go away for a family weekend.
te niohydc isn't the best with family members.

Now now everyone you know the first rule of te noihydc is you don’t talk about te noihydc... maybe we need this thread removed

This thread is amazing

No, no please don't remove. We'll just get accused of anti- te noihydcist bashing...

Gotta love a bit of drunken OP posting! Bet she comes back in the morning feeling morto for drunk-post and running.

Glad to see this hasn't descended into abhorrent te noihydc phobia like most of these threads.

After a night of te noihydc I feel able to get up and fight the world.

Nothing like it.

I have just laughed and snorted coffee out of my nose thanks to you lot!! Or maybe that’s the te noihydc effect

If anyone suggested we go away for Te noihydc I would go no contact with them immediately!

Disgusting. Tut tut.

(Ps I'm currently on a long train journey and this thread is making me smile so much.) 😁

47.3 people a year end up in A&E after te noihydc. Think of the nurse and doctors who may have to look at the aftermath, for gods sake woman!

Te noihdyc heee
Te noihdyc haaa
Te noihdyc hoooo
Te noihdyc ha haaaa

Just read this thread and I have now reached Peak te noihydc. Take it elsewhere. Anne Widdecome would be disgusted! Te noihydc indeed.

It might be nice to have something different to put in the Christmas Round Robin, though. Brief paragraph about your te noihydc experience with a photo!