TO not go on family weekend away?

[Onthedowns]

My brother and brother in law turning 30 this year, their girlfriend and wife said about hiring a large house for te noihydc

I think for £450 you are being seriously over charged for te noihydc

Can te noihydc even work with 5 people? It's tricky even with 3. I think you might end up feeling like a spare part OP.

You know the people who indulge in it as they advertise it by placing a penguin bollard at the bottom of their drive. Real fanatics have two.

YANBU. I did te noihydc with my ex. Once. It's several years later and I'm still single.

It's a freaking typo. Leave the OP alone.
You are all being dicks.

Just be firm and say 'no Te noihydc doesn't work for you" keep repeating when asked.

Is the OP coming back?

LTB

Me too, Mini - I thought it sounded vaguely Welsh/Manx/Gaelic and maybe meant some sort of celebration!

You can probably get a better price on CompareTeNoihydc.com though?

dancinggoat I think 2 bollards is advertising yoni massage as well as te noihydc.

The penguins are eating all the lemon drizzle. The bollards!

Teats, actual tears of laughter at the responses, which is a rare event for me. Thank you all. Hope the OP sees the funny side too.

Honestly, the kink-shaming on here is terrible. Te noihydc is fine between consenting adults. Te fwylpper is only for specialists, though. You have to know who to ask.

Tears. TEARS! (not teats - sheesh - couldn't type for them TEARS!)

You can probably get a better price on CompareTeNoihydc.com though?

I'm guessing your BIL is Tinkiev?

Hmmm. I AS he OP and she previously posted about guh viteroan and ads guilprot. Something’s not right about this OP.

OP, rumer has it if you freeze the noihydc it stops it going off and smelling if it doesn't all get used. #handyhints

I'm in Trumpville. All TeNoihydc has been summarily banned. On pain of banishment behind the wall. Teats notwithstanding, that is.

I still really, really want to try it though

Just bear in mind that slicing your te noihydc into 'coins' is a bit working class. Batons are probably the way forward for a special family weekend. Make a bit of effort.

I did te noihydc. It made my eyes bleed.

BTW don't google it whatever you do.

As well as the large house you'll also need a steam cleaner, galoshes, light up deely boppers and a set of Donald Trump wigs. If you're going to enter the mystery of Te noihydc it's worth going the whole hog (oh, forgot - add hog to the list).

😂😂😀🤣🤣😄

Funniest thread of the week! PMSL at @AndyLion!

Where te noihydc is the effing OP?!