To want to keep my vibrators under the bed?!

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Where do you keep yours?
My kids have discovered a love of playing hide and seek, their favourite place being under my bed.. its only a matter of time before they look in that box!
Cant keep in bedside drawers as nosey children rumage in there too.

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in box disguised as something else

In a large locked suitcase with all the rest of my sex equipment

Pfft Do you have a lot then?!

I have mine down the sleeve of a very old-fashioned tatty anorak

Just hide them somewhere else or lock them away. Why risk it?

Tell the kids not to look in your stuff, or to go in your room?

Always worked for us. It is ok to say no to kids sometimes!

Get a lockable case from lovehoney. They’re not expensive.

How about the top shelf of the wardrobe in a lockable case??

My mum always kept them in her bedside table drawer. Didn't harm me finding them, have started my own collection but dw doesn't like them so they're getting dust these days :(

Stop DC going in your room? Mine aren't allowed to PLAY in my room.

If they ask, they can hang out in there to watch a film or read...but not to play.

I need ONE space in my life that's fully adult.

Presented on my bedside cabinet for all to see

(Yes that’s a joke...)

Child lock on your drawer?
We have them on all the drawers.

I'm sure I left one of mine under the bed, then I found it in the bed, which made me slightly suspicious. I am quite forgetful, so it could have been me who did it.

Shall I tell you all about how many I have, where I keep them, the colours and sizes as well?

Nah.....maybe not, eh

lallypopstick what makes you say Op is clearly a perv? What am I missing

If you have to ask people about this you shouldn’t have one.

😂 completely missed the second post.

Op I have tons! Every colour, size, shape and texture. Im a vib horder! Every sunday i take them out and give them a wash in the dishwasher then stick them to the kitchen tiles to air dry.

I hope one day they will be worth something on the antiques road show.

So, if OP is a perv, does that mean I move them from being presented on the bedside cabinet - to in the window for all to see?

OP, would you like Pfft and me to do a lesbian show for you? Show you how we use our favourite toys?

(Put the £50 in my thong)