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To want to keep my vibrators under the bed?!

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NotForSale · 01/01/2018 07:42

Where do you keep yours?
My kids have discovered a love of playing hide and seek, their favourite place being under my bed.. its only a matter of time before they look in that box!
Cant keep in bedside drawers as nosey children rumage in there too.


If you've found this page in your search of how to store sex toys at home and for travel, you might find our guide to the best sex toy storage useful. Hope this helps! MNHQ

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CorbynsBumFlannel · 01/01/2018 12:53

I don't have any but I'd put them up on top of the wardrobe or in a lockable box or something grim. Grim to leave them where your kids can find them.

CorbynsBumFlannel · 01/01/2018 12:54

Too many grims. I don't think a lockable box would be grim 😁

IncyWincyGrownUp · 01/01/2018 12:56

Treasure chest from TK Maxx. Tell them to keep out. Children don’t need to go in every room of the house.

MsMarvel · 01/01/2018 12:57

You do realise that the second post from the op was a lighthearted response to someone sauing they kept theirs in a locked suitcase...? Ie so a large amount, which is why she mentioned how many...?

roomsonfire · 01/01/2018 13:00

Lovehoney sell good cases that come with simple locks. The locks are a bit rubbish (easy to break open but not for kids) but the cases are lockable and you can put your own ones on.

this is the link to the large case they do have a medium and a small case. Yes this is a sex toy site for all the delicate ones who think were all pervs Hmm www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=29235

I have a couple and they are great for stowing away my toys. I keep some glass ones in there and they've stayed really safe even when travelling.

Pfftkids · 01/01/2018 13:25

MsMarvel Yeah that was me. Didn't notice her second post until someone pointed it out

ludog · 01/01/2018 14:06

I didnt realise my dd had found my rampant rabbit until I intercepted her at the front door, dressed as a policewoman and ready to catch all baddies with her truncheon and tasteful pink handcuffs Blush

ginnybag · 01/01/2018 14:23

I keep the more, er, obvious ones in my sewing boxes. No-one else goes in there.

I genuinely do, however, have one of the glass ones on open display on my dressing table. It looks like a rose.

(In my defence, I've also never used it!!Grin)

SisterMoonshine · 01/01/2018 14:30

I keep mine with my sanitary pads.
Although sewing box is a good idea.

berwickswan · 01/01/2018 14:48

I sniggered about the bit of fluff we keep under our bed Wink

KeepTheBloodyNoiseDown · 01/01/2018 16:16

Big case under the bed Blush then one vibrator in my bedside table.

My sister found my mums when we were younger, my mum just told her off for going through her stuff, and I don’t think we were scarred for life or anything.

NotForSale · 02/01/2018 17:54

Ah didn't know about those lockable boxes. Will invest, thanks!!
It's clear from the title what the post is about so if I'm a perv, maybe that makes you all one for reading it? My reply to pfft was a light hearted chuckle.

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