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Well, Iceland can fuck off. Fucking asshats that they are.

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HoneyDragon · 04/12/2017 18:51

It appears they are not doing their white chocolate and strawberry Christmas trees this year. Only the stupid salted caramel and milk chocolate ones.

They were the entire point of December.

They have RUINED my Christmas Xmas Angry

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OfficerGrant · 07/12/2017 20:53

I reckon the frys 5 centres got discontinued when Cadbury was bought by kraft. They closed the factory. And probably didn't bother to relocate the 5 centres machinery. Or perhaps it was actually all held together with dried sugar and couldn't be taken apart and put back together again.

Or more likely they just delisted it to cost save Shock Angry

chocolateworshipper · 07/12/2017 20:59

Oh don't get me started on those Americans messing up our chocolate Angry

ItsNachoCheese · 07/12/2017 21:02

I had to buy 2 boxes of mint magnums and a box of white chocolate ones yesterday to get over my disappointment that there is no nice 🎄lollies in iceland this year

ItsNachoCheese · 07/12/2017 21:02

In farmfoods i got them i should of added

Frogletmamma · 08/12/2017 08:42

sosmix is an extremely loud mix tape played to warn others of impending danger

OJZJ · 08/12/2017 09:15

Love it frogletmammaGrin like the 4min warning? when Kim and Donny boy... actually stop waving their willies at each other in the playground and press that big shiny button??

OJZJ · 08/12/2017 09:18

Sorry just killed the thread... Grin

hollygolipo · 08/12/2017 09:21

Sosmix, while it sounds like a bit band managed by Simon Cowell, was a kind of vegetarian sausage mixture which looked like something you'd line the guinea pig's cage with but was exceptionally tasty. Student fodder circa 1985 to be enjoyed with a pint of snakebite.

hollygolipo · 08/12/2017 09:22

*boy band

Ideserveaholiday · 08/12/2017 12:08

OLD ENGLISH Spangles. I'd forgotten all about them until this thread but now I want some. Thanks Christina - more chocolate therapy for me.

MrsJayy · 08/12/2017 12:11

I nearly died a death choking on a spangle as a kid i had to have a good back slap from a woman who worked in the shop so no spangles revival.

RueDeWakening · 08/12/2017 14:48

You can still get Sosmix! My local health food shop orders it in for me when I need it, or buy it online, a randomly Googled site for you.

BlueButTrue · 08/12/2017 18:09

Asda are doing Mince Pies suitable for vegans if anyone's interested Grin

HoneyDragon · 09/12/2017 08:58

I hated Spangles.

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Lollipops1987 · 09/12/2017 17:52

They discontinued the chipolata when they got rid of Peter Andre!! Grin(Sorry had to be said lol)

scotchpie · 09/12/2017 17:56

'They were the entire point of December'

Hilarious! Sorry OP

Christinayangstwistedsista · 10/12/2017 09:10

Cremola foam.....we really did have healthy diets in those days

Christinayangstwistedsista · 10/12/2017 09:11

I recently discovered that Crispy Pancakes are still alive

calzone · 10/12/2017 12:43

Christina,.....sadly they're rank.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 10/12/2017 14:14

Christina Some say this is a pretty exact copy: www.scottishretrosweets.com/sweets/krakatoa-creamola-foam/

There was some talk about the original recipe being lost, and an old tin opened and analysed to produce it ...

RukshanaR · 11/12/2017 10:17

Are you guys for real? It's just food, why all the commotion? I thought xmas was a time for happiness and friendship and joy etc etc.

HoneyDragon · 11/12/2017 12:06

It was, then Iceland took my Ice lollies and now it’s a bleak midwinter.

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Christinayangstwistedsista · 11/12/2017 17:22

I don't think there will be much joy this Christmas, Iceland has saw to that

Floellabumbags · 11/12/2017 17:30

Christinayangstwistedsista

Christmas 2017 will be a true disappointment. Baby Jesus died so we could have the right lollies and chipolatas and Iceland have ruined it! I bet they're owned by the Illuminati.

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