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Well, Iceland can fuck off. Fucking asshats that they are.

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HoneyDragon · 04/12/2017 18:51

It appears they are not doing their white chocolate and strawberry Christmas trees this year. Only the stupid salted caramel and milk chocolate ones.

They were the entire point of December.

They have RUINED my Christmas Xmas Angry

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Didntcomeheretofuckspiders · 04/12/2017 18:52

What are these wonderful sounding Christmas Trees you speak of?! I think I want one anyway...

HoneyDragon · 04/12/2017 18:54

Tree shaped magnums things on a stick.

Gone. Gone I tell you. I reached peak salted caramel in 2015, I want my Strawberry ones!

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TwitterQueen1 · 04/12/2017 18:54

As well as beating England in the Euros of course....

OTOH, it's such a fantastic place to visit..... I know nothing of the shop of which you speak.

HoneyDragon · 04/12/2017 18:56

Probably a bit of a highbrow store for you

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ALemonyPea · 04/12/2017 18:57

I’ve held similar resentment towards Tesco since the early 00s when they stopped making festive chipolotas. I pine for them every year.

Don’t turn into a bitter twisted sausage mourner like me, let it go Stealth, for the love of the the baby Jesus, let it go.

ALemonyPea · 04/12/2017 18:58

Honey, not Stealth, see what it’s done to me.

JoJoBow · 04/12/2017 18:58

discusting. are you fyeming Honeydragon.

ipswichwitch · 04/12/2017 18:59

Oh great. They’ve stopped doing something I’ve never even had and now I really want one. Bastards.

HoneyDragon · 04/12/2017 19:00

I can’t let it go. I haven’t purchased a single item from Ben & Jerry’s since 2001 in protest at their discontinuing Chubby Hubby.

How can you have a proper Cmas with normal chipolatas after Festive ones? That’s awful Xmas Sad

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HarveySchlumpfenburger · 04/12/2017 19:01

Shock at Lemony outing Honey/Stealth

I’ve not forgiven Iceland since our local one stopped selling the popping candy ice lollies.

MikeUniformMike · 04/12/2017 19:01

I don't understand the appeal of salted caramel.

HoneyDragon · 04/12/2017 19:01

I am fumming and apauled.

First they killed off the Smartie Penguin and now this.

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TwitterQueen1 · 04/12/2017 19:04

exactly ipswich. Until Honeydragon so inconsiderately posted about such delicious things that us mere mortals have never known, I did not want a white chocolate and strawberry Christmas tree. However, now that she has, this is the thing I want RIGHT NOW.

Honestly, I'm going to flounce right off to somewhere else [where? help?!], hoicking my bosom very, very high.

thecolonelbumminganugget · 04/12/2017 19:05

Safeway used to make mince pies with orange zest in the pastry, they were the best mince pies. They stopped doing them then a few years later they went under, coincidence or karma?

WitchesHatRim · 04/12/2017 19:06

Now salted caramel ones sound nice ducks from OP

ALemonyPea · 04/12/2017 19:06

Christmas is just not the same anymore. Totally dampens the whole day.

TwitterQueen1 · 04/12/2017 19:06

OK, now I'm absolutely FUMING! MikeUM seriously? are you sure you're in the right place? anyone who doesn't get salted caramel is seriously weird. Sorry, but true.

AllPowerfulLizardPerson · 04/12/2017 19:07

What makes a chipolata festive?

StealthPolarBear · 04/12/2017 19:07

Well you'd never find this mum in Iceland.

StealthPolarBear · 04/12/2017 19:08

But this Christmas tree thing, like a magnum you say...?

MikeUniformMike · 04/12/2017 19:09

I'm weird. I don't eat much salt so it tastes really salty to me.

HoneyDragon · 04/12/2017 19:09

Stealth, they banned you again for stealing lamb legs to sell down the pub again?

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WitchesHatRim · 04/12/2017 19:09

@StealthPolarBear they are lovely

StealthPolarBear · 04/12/2017 19:10

Stop lying you caaaaah

StealthPolarBear · 04/12/2017 19:10

Actually I'm not keen on white chocolate. If they do a milk chocolate one I.m all ears

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