To think salad and mash is just not cricket?

[OverTheHammer]

A plate of salad with a dollop of mash potato is dirty isn't it??!

Yanbu. It's filthy.

Eurgh

Not if you had a naice piece of boiled Ham with it

Oof at least put some naice ham on there and make it a "light supper".

heinous. I feel it's even more vile than ice cream and custard

Classic school dinner also had beetroot with it , the mash was pink from the beetroot bleeding into it

Oh jeez that is rank lettuce and mash who ate that is there an option to disown them

Is it you eating this OP?

YANBU - that is just wrong!

Then again I can't stand anything hot on the same plate as salad, especially something like lasagne where the sauce touches it.. Ugh....

No I would never do such a thing! I witnessed it earlier and have been bemused by it ever since. I mean, why would you do that??! Savages.

Yep that's wrong. Salad and new potatoes or jacket potato = fine.

That is very strange combo. They need re-educating.

Mmm warm limp lettuce

It's allowed once a year, on Boxing Day, when lunch should be cold turkey and ham, mash, pickled walnuts, cranberry sauce, and salad. It's the law in my family.

You can't pretend the salad is cabbage and just chuck some ham on it to make it acceptable!!

Who on earth served up salad and mash??? Raised in a bloody barn they were.

No it definitely doesn't go...

I have had (don't knock it)roast potatoes and salad on a few boxing days it was lovely

Grim

Of course it goes! Salad, boiled egg, sliced ham and a big wodge of mash. All covered with salad cream. One of my favourite childhood meals.

Could never understand why DH and DC don't like it

creepypasta I feel your user name speaks volumes.

I do mash and salad occasionally. Always with some kind of meat though. It goes well with Cajun chicken. Or homemade breaded chicken breasts.

This was school dinner on 'salad' day - lumpy mash, some lettuce/tomato/cucumber/beetroot, a slice of some sort of meat (animal of origin unknown) and a massive metal jug of mayonnaise (1 part salad cream 99 parts water)

It was so awful it was kind of nice in that you knew what you were getting so didn't get over excited

creepypastaCos it is rank that is why, your family think you are disgusting

Because they are normal, CreepyPasta.

Mash and salad. What fresh Hell.....

Where did you see this, OP, was it at the London Dungeon or an incredibly poncy hipster cafe?

Yuck.