To think that Lesley Garrett

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Is the most irritating woman in the known universe and that she would be advised to move away from a kitchen with sharp knives and walk in freezers because the temptation might be too much for some people?

YANBU!

I'm glad to see this thread, I'm watching a few minutes behind - I was just fantasising about different kitchen implements I could use to shut her up

I'm sure lots of people think she's marvellous, but I'm sat here cringing at almost everything that comes out of her mouth! I don't even know what it is specifically that's annoying me, it's just the whole general "thing" she does. It just feels a bit false the way she talks to the camera!

Ulrika is far more irritating!

YANBU. She is very annoying. I hate how she just bursts into song for no reason at all. And her face really annoys me!

She is fucking awful

Could you imagine her shagging? She would be like a cruise ship leaving the harbour

Former Mortificado here

I dont watch masterchef. They always get the most irritating ones. Plus i hate cooking. Watch bake off though.

I give you the woman in eastenders - Annie.

Oh fucking Jesus WHY did you have to say that Queen?!

All I can hear is her warbling higher and higher with every thrust. Oh fucking hell I need brain bleach. I might be sick

I really like her. She's fun and quirky.

YA so so NBU

Cannot bear to watch the woman.

Not sorry NoParticular

Hi badhusky!

I. Can't. Bear. Her.
She's so tangled up in her own amazingness and can't laugh without warbling!

I cannot bear her. She's like one of those people that say ooh I'm mad me. No, you're just up your own arse and irritating as fuck.

Whoooop!Whoooooop!Whoooop!

just doing an impression of the good ship Garrett .

She's awful. As is Nick Moran. Glad to see "Eureka" doing so much better today.

The singing is getting on my nerves.

I can't believe how old Ulrike looks. Makes me feel really old!!!

Although not as annoying as some of the wannabes on the family cooking contest though

Argh fuckofffuckoffFUCKOFF.

Stop warbling. You did some singing in dresses that were far too tight. Stop STOP

Ooh yes Thyme, same as bubbly.
No, you are just loud and annoying

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fvYPQygklIo

"What do you want? A standing ovation?!"
"Well I am used to them "

FUCK

OFF

Imagine being stuck in a lift with her, and Jane McDonald. Both are so irritating and would probably have a 'voice off.'

I think I'd promise the lift engineer a quickie if it meant he'd fix the lift quicker.

She is intensely irritating and a professional northerner who is very entertained by herself and seems unaware of how odd she is.

On another note, Sarah Greene was on 'Antiques Roadtrip' tonight (I can't believe I am admitting to watching it) and she looked painfully thin and old. I thought she might be ill she looked so awful. I know her husband died a few years ago and I don't think I have seen her since but she looked awful.