To ask your interior design pet hates?

[Lotsofsausage]

Am I a horrible snob?
Here are mine:
Bowls of pebbles on coffee table (why?)
Black and diamanté furniture
Photos printed onto canvas (CRAP quality just get a good photographic print and frame it!)
Those shiny duvet sets and cushions
Fire surround but no fire place (not) even a hole in the wall!

Those who hate wooden words/letters - I have 'POO' in the downstairs loo.

Is that ok?

Ihaveto completely with you on the Orla Kelly print. I don't know why I dislike it but I do.

Others include:
magnolia paint
non-white bedding
mirrored furniture
shiny kitchen cupboards
shiny floor tiles (you must be permanently cleaning)
vases full of twigs
clutter
TVs as a focal point

I have grey walls (though not the whole house), a feature wall and subway tiles with black grout. I love all of them! And I'm dying to get rid of my bedroom carpet (though this is largely because it was here when we bought the place and smells funny) and I'd put up wallpaper if I could face the hassle.

My pet peeve is interiors blogs that say 'here's how to style a bookcase' and then they have 6 books on it and the rest is ornaments. I have at least a thousand books, get to fuck with your 'tasteful' bookshelf posts.

WellErrr I have 'vole' in my living room as I refuse to have the expected 'love' but the letters were a gift and I feel that I should display them. Is this ok too?

Those plastic topiary balls for outside the front door.
Just why?
And once you spot them, you realise they are everywhere, taking over.

I hate too many ornaments dotted around gathering shit, brown roller blinds with flowers on, tiny pointless rugs which are just a little fluffy square in the middle of the room. Oh and pelmets 😷

I can't have long curtains in a bay window with deep windowsills. Like most houses the radiator is underneath as well.

OxfordshireLass VOLE is delightful!

Ketzele We have floor level lights under the kitchen cupboards. They are the only think we've found that stops the night time slug invasion!

I really dislike pictures hung at different heights, say 2 pictures next to each other, but one higher than the other.

swaggs - and giant TV's

as in my near neighbours house ...

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67004900.html

Brown shiny leather sofas. Especially L shaped ones.

Any twigs or pebblely shit.

Large floral feature walls.

Hot tubs.

Laminate flooring.

Those big, bendy kitchen taps that look like they belong in an abbatoir.

Identikit IKEA prints on every wall.

Lurid, sequinned bedding with matching glittery scatter cushions and curtains.

Those weird wall mounted pebble fires.

Disproportionately large TVs.

thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mYA8lMwWhbEf9pOizKXq7ew.jpg don't know if this will work but these.

Oh dear. I think I may be drummed out of Mumsnet.
I have a grey bathroom - I love it
Canvas prints
Large clock in kitchen however it's practical as I can see it from the hallway
Leather sofa but it's the only one the dog is allowed on
Black granite worktops I love them. I wreck laminate ones
Framed family photos

I draw the line at glittery shite, fairy lights, slogans on walls and tacky words or mr and Mrs shite, pelmets or piles of cushions

Black, white and diamanté colour scheme...

Ghosty, while that house is like a bingo card for this thread, it's a bit shite for you to put up someone's home for public ridicule.

I am partial to a twig..

Be careful what you wish for ... l have an attic bedroom now painted entirely in black gloss, with a giant ziggurat of Dr Pepper cans taking up most of one wall and a Grim Reaper duvet cover ( Grim Sleeper? ) Accessorised with a needy torteshell cat of uncertain provenance and a chilli plant called Bazza.

Those poems or saying stickers that stick on to painted walls. Things like 'love every moment, laugh everyday, live every moment, love beyond words'

'interesting' photo books on the coffee table
plastic/silk flowers
too many family/kids photos on display
throws on the settee for the smelly dogs to lie on
too many cushions
built in appliances

All of my kitchen stuff matches because I had to buy it all at once. We moved in with nothing and I just bought one of those sets from Amazon as it was good value.

I also hate magnolia blandness with no personality anywhere. It looks like a home is always up for sale. I do like things to be the same wood though, couldn't stand living in a room where things clashed.

Oh bum, that was @zeezeek ... Thread's too fast!

it's on rightmove - I'm sure we could link to lots of examples - who knows someone might buy it having seen it here - I'm not going to worry too much :)

Glittered walls
Stupid wall paper
Swags
Painted wooden floors

Leather chesterfields are gorgeous!