I've received an invitation for the Next sale for the first time.
I've been meaning to buy a few holiday clothes so I clicked the link and was faced with The Rules.
Including that I must not let anyone else use my slot, and if I don't add an item to my basket within 20 minutes I'll be booted out. Oh, and if I don't buy anything I'll be put on the naughty list and wont be invited again. 

I've received an email copy of The Rules to internalise before the big event.
And I have to schlepp to the store to collect!