To ask the worst usernames your come across?

[CockBreath]

Just the title really.

What's the worst username you have come across on mn?

TAAT

CockBreath

Taat? Just asking a generic question.
I was reading a certain thread but from 2009. Their has to be some newer fabulous names out in the mumsnet world.

User1578425689866534578764 ad infinitum

User number.

I assume they're all trolls or journalists.

I dunno op, cockbreath is pretty bad

Oh yay. I iz a journo. Cool

Anything containing children's names, the word "mumma" (particularly "ProudMumma"), or anything twee.

There are some absolutely brilliant ones to counteract the bad ones. UterusUterusGhali, for example. I love that!

Any username that makes the poster sound like a pretentious, know-it-all, smarty-pants.

Well this will end well, people slagging off other people's usernames, what could go wrong?

@EdmundCleverClogs I see what you did there

I'm very disappointed no one has said
Cocklodger :(
Hmm...
worst as in crude or most annoying?
The most annoying ones for me are "mum" names
So "proudmummy6837" or "Mummytotwo". It's so twee.
Userinsert a gazillion numbers Is annoying simply because on a long thread you can't keep track of who is who.
I like anyfucker, eatshitsandleaves, eatshitderek...

^ Ditto. Anything "mumma" or "mummy".

The BEST username on MN, however, is PyongyangKipperbang.

CainDinglesLeatherJacket I have nooo idea what you mean .

(I wish I could have the passive aggressive smiley as my username ).

My username's boring so it's my least favourite. I only typed it in because I couldn't think of one and DH was rattling out Family Guy quotes.

I think if I could choose again, from now, I'd go with CalmDownYouAngryLittleLoon or IcingSausageWasALie

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface has got to be my favourite.
User + numbers are confusing because if there is more than one on a thread you lose track of who said what.
I like anything that's clever with words and makes me smile!

My favourite user name is ClaireFromSteps. just makes me honk with laughter whenever I see it for some reason

@cliffdiver that is horrendous. I'm laughing my head off. Your name is terrible

@LiviaDrusillaAugusta
Nothing because we are all mature adults. Nobody is going to get pissed off.
Right guys ?

One of my favourites has to be
PepperedPig

OTheHugeManatee always made me smile. I've not seen them around in a while though.

Agree with all the User533356777 names. I think I'm due a name change soon, so I'm hoping for some inspiration.

Oh god there was one that made me feel queasy each time I seen it. Can't remember exactly but it was something along the lines of usedspermytowel or something like that.